Quantum Ranger Roast

The Quantum Ranger? Oh, you mean the Power Ranger whose entire personality is “I’m mysterious” and whose fashion sense screams, “I lost a fight with a chrome toaster.”

* Dude shows up looking like a deluxe action figure that costs $49.99 and still needs batteries.

* His whole gimmick is being from another timeline, which is a convenient excuse for having the social skills of a CAPTCHA.

* He acts like every sentence deserves dramatic background music. Bro, someone just asked if you wanted pizza.

* The helmet looks like it was designed by someone who said, “What if a knight and a GameCube had a baby?”

* He has enough attitude to power the Morphin Grid, yet somehow still gets outshined by Rangers wearing brighter colors.

* Every entrance is so over-the-top you’d think he was accepting an Oscar instead of showing up to punch rubber monsters.

To be fair, the Quantum Ranger is one of the coolest Rangers in the franchise—but that’s exactly why it’s fun to roast him. Even legends aren’t safe. 😄