[Intro]
Mm-hmm
Retired, not retired from being a problem
[Verse 1]
Baby mamas in the comments doing overtime
Counting every picture like they work for mine
Ex-fiancé bitter, still checking my page
He lost the ring and somehow I’m the one full of rage
Neighbors peeking through blinds, whispering my name
Wave when they see me, then go online and complain
I hear every rumor through the walls and the lawn
By the time they finish talking, I’m already gone
[Pre-Chorus]
You can refresh, refresh, refresh all day
Still won’t find a bill with my name
[Chorus]
I’m just living my retired life
No clock, no boss, no borrowed advice
Haters keep tabs, let ’em waste that time
I’m on the porch with a cold drink, feeling just fine
Baby mamas mad, ex-fiancé pressed
Shady little neighbors never get a rest
Keep typing paragraphs, make ’em nice and long
I’m just living my retired life, carrying on
[Verse 2]
She screenshotted my brunch like evidence in court
Girl, it’s eggs and a biscuit, please report
He made a fake account just to watch me win
Blocked the front door, still found a way to peek in
I don’t chase gossip, gossip chases me
Got more peace in one morning than they get in a week
My calendar’s empty but my standards stay booked
You can study my life, you still won’t know the book
[Pre-Chorus]
You can refresh, refresh, refresh all day
Still won’t find a bill with my name
[Chorus]
I’m just living my retired life
No clock, no boss, no borrowed advice
Haters keep tabs, let ’em waste that time
I’m on the porch with a cold drink, feeling just fine
Baby mamas mad, ex-fiancé pressed
Shady little neighbors never get a rest
Keep typing paragraphs, make ’em nice and long
I’m just living my retired life, carrying on
[Bridge]
Tell the group chat I said, “Thank you for the views”
Every little rumor gives me something to cruise
You can knock, you can stare, you can whisper outside
But I’m too blessed to argue and too free to hide
[Final Chorus]
I’m just living my retired life
No clock, no boss, no borrowed advice
Haters keep tabs, let ’em waste that time
I’m on the porch with a cold drink, feeling just fine
Baby mamas mad, ex-fiancé pressed
Shady little neighbors never get a rest
Keep typing paragraphs, make ’em nice and long
I’m just living my retired life, carrying on
[Outro]
Retired, relaxed, unavailable
Tell ’em check back never