[Verse 1]
Mirror, mirror, Dave on the wall,
Thinks he’s the king, five foot tall.
Calls himself a god in a Costco vest,
Self-love overdose, cardiac arrest.
[Chorus]
Dave loves Dave, he’s his only crave,
Selfie in the shower, man’s so brave.
Crown on his head while his mind’s in space,
Yellin' "I'm the best," with nobody to chase.
[Verse 2]
Dave writes sonnets, sends ‘em to himself,
Autographed photo sittin' on his shelf.
Thinks he’s Picasso with his doodle art,
Dreaming he's Beyoncé, but can't hit the part.
[Bridge]
Yo, Dave, what’s with the monologue flex?
Your face ain’t fireworks, it’s a T-Rex.
Struts through the city, chest so puffed,
Wi-Fi connects him, his ego’s buffed.
[Chorus]
Dave loves Dave, it’s a symphony, dude,
Falling for his own reflection, that’s the mood.
Shirts that say “icon,” oh he’s so smooth,
Dave’s biggest fan is Dave, it's the truth.
[Verse 3]
Took himself on a date, candlelight vibes,
Made a playlist of him freestyling live.
Fancy on TikTok, with a thousand takes,
Narcissist Olympics, gold medal awaits.