Poo Poo Butthole & Doo Doo Nuts

Yo, it’s a funky story from Merritt Island, y’all

About some messy stuff, so listen y’all

Poo poo butthole, doo doo nuts, let’s go!

In the land of sunshine, where the toilets glow

Lives a family big and bold, always in the know

Ryan’s got the giggles, he loves to boast

"I got poo poo butthole, and doo doo nuts the most!"

Poo poo butthole, it’s a stinky plight

Doo doo nuts, explosive night

Ryan, Karina, Lisa, oh what a crew

Living in Merritt Island, getting through!

Karina tries to clean, but she always fails

Scrubbing and rubbing, with watery tales

She don’t like the itch, she’s trying her best

But the poo poo butthole puts her to the test!

Ryan laughs and says, "Bring on the doo doo nuts!"

Lisa’s got her own, sometimes gets the blots

It’s messy, it’s funny, but it’s all in good fun

From morning poops to the setting sun!

Poo poo butthole, it’s a stinky plight

Doo doo nuts, explosive night

Ryan, Karina, Lisa, oh what a crew

Living in Merritt Island, getting through!

Wash, wipe, repeat, that’s the motto here

In our Florida house, no cause for fear

Laughs all around, even when it’s gross

‘Cause everyone’s got the poo poo dose!

So remember folks, don’t wipe too fast

Or you might end up in this messy cast

Merritt Island’s finest, we tell no lies

Just some silly tales about poo poo and pies!