[Intro]
Yo, it’s a funky story from Merritt Island, y’all
About some messy stuff, so listen y’all
Poo poo butthole, doo doo nuts, let’s go!
[Verse 1]
In the land of sunshine, where the toilets glow
Lives a family big and bold, always in the know
Ryan’s got the giggles, he loves to boast
"I got poo poo butthole, and doo doo nuts the most!"
[Chorus]
Poo poo butthole, it’s a stinky plight
Doo doo nuts, explosive night
Ryan, Karina, Lisa, oh what a crew
Living in Merritt Island, getting through!
[Verse 2]
Karina tries to clean, but she always fails
Scrubbing and rubbing, with watery tales
She don’t like the itch, she’s trying her best
But the poo poo butthole puts her to the test!
[Pre-Chorus]
Ryan laughs and says, "Bring on the doo doo nuts!"
Lisa’s got her own, sometimes gets the blots
It’s messy, it’s funny, but it’s all in good fun
From morning poops to the setting sun!
[Chorus]
Poo poo butthole, it’s a stinky plight
Doo doo nuts, explosive night
Ryan, Karina, Lisa, oh what a crew
Living in Merritt Island, getting through!
[Bridge]
Wash, wipe, repeat, that’s the motto here
In our Florida house, no cause for fear
Laughs all around, even when it’s gross
‘Cause everyone’s got the poo poo dose!
[Outro]
So remember folks, don’t wipe too fast
Or you might end up in this messy cast
Merritt Island’s finest, we tell no lies
Just some silly tales about poo poo and pies!