[Intro]
[Sound of a hoe hitting the ground: Clang! Clang!]
[Spoken]
Stop and listen to this tale... In the journey of life, you see it all.
Some folks work hard, and some are masters of doin' nothing.
Turn it up!
[Verse 1]
I took a job but I didn't know how to hoe,
Swingin' that blade, movin' way too slow.
I was diggin' holes just to watch the grass grow,
The man next to me said, "Son, you’re a show!"
And he started callin' me "The Grave"... you know?
[Chorus]
[High Energy]
Look at the nicknames that we earned today:
I’m "The Grave", and those two over there...
Are "The Dying Guy" and "Already Dead"!
Tomorrow I’ll do it, tomorrow maybe...
There’s always a tomorrow for the work we don't do, baby!
[Verse 2]
There was the Big Eater, only thinkin' 'bout lunch,
And the other thirsty guy, the laziest of the bunch!
He said "I'm goin' for water", but he found a tree,
The shade called his name and he fell asleep, you see!
[Spoken Dialogue]
[Background: Harmonica playing softly]
Boss: "Hey, Already Dead! Get up! And where's the guy who went for water?"
Voice from afar: "Take it easy, boss... I'm hydratin'! We'll kill these weeds tomorrow."
[Verse 3]
But there was one master of the "bathroom break",
He’d say "I’ll be right back", for goodness sake!
It was all a trick, a lazy man’s plan...
Hidin' in the stall, avoidin' the land!
Only showin' up when the shift was done!
[Bridge]
[Stop]
[Spoken - Deep Voice]
Boss: "Listen up, boys: TOMORROW IS THE DAY RESERVED FOR THE LAZY MAN'S WORK!"
[Drum Fill]
[Chorus]
[Max Energy]
Look at the nicknames that we earned today:
I’m "The Grave", "The Dying Guy", and "Already Dead"!
Tomorrow I’ll do it, tomorrow maybe...
There’s always a tomorrow for the work we don't do!
[Outro]
[Laughter]
[Spoken]
"I’m headin' out now, boss! We'll finish it tomorrow!"
[Banjo Solo]
[Fade out]
[End]