Irony bored

Priceless experience has been with me since I've known you.   Knives twisted back and forth  as only you could do.   
I'm numb from pain,  but on the bright side,  I have gained so much more insight into your wisdom that I could fit into a needle's eye.
I guess that's why I like you like I do; I can not get enough of slandrous allegations,  so I am back for more. 
My sadness turned to happiness, so I'll return for one more round of abusive innuendos,  mindless comments, and wasted use of language to which you refer as English unlike any I have ever heard.   I've learned so much from ones who know so little. 
What a perfect irony!  I see the morons taught me more than any of my degrees.  I'll be back. Yes, I'll return,  and when I do, the tide will turn.
So long.  Take care.  Sincerely, yours

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