[Verse 1]
Down at the feed store, shootin' the breeze,
Got an itch creepin’ up like a swarm of bees.
Tried to play it cool, keep my hands in my lap,
But it hit me hard, like a spring-loaded trap.
[Prechorus]
Oh, I shifted left, I wiggled right,
Still couldn’t shake that doggone bite.
[Chorus]
Scratchin’ where it itches, I don’t give a care,
Folks might stare, but it’s my derriere.
When nature calls, you answer fast,
Sometimes life’s just scratchin’ your ass.
[Verse 2]
At the county fair by the Ferris wheel,
Had an itch so bad, I could hardly deal.
The preacher passed by, gave a judgmental nod,
But even the righteous can’t outwit God.
[Prechorus]
Oh, I leaned on the fence, I kicked up dust,
When the itch takes hold, you do what you must.
[Chorus]
Scratchin’ where it itches, I don’t give a care,
Folks might stare, but it’s my derriere.
When nature calls, you answer fast,
Sometimes life’s just scratchin’ your ass.