Wiener in a Bun”

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I got his wiener in my bun, livin’ his best life

Rollin’ off the grill like it’s Friday night

Ketchup on the run, mustard having fun

Everybody cheer for his wiener in a bun

He was cold in the pants, now he’s feelin’ the heat

Dreamin’ big dreams on a sesame seat

From the ballpark lights to the backyard sun

All rise for his wiener in my bun

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Relish tryin’ to steal the show, onions makin’ eyes cry

Chili came in way too hot, almost crossed the line

Foil wrapper cape, yeah he’s number one

Superhero snack, his wiener in my bun

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I takes a bite, enjoys the slurp, thinkin’ this is great

Then i realizes, damn, that fucking hurt — it’s too damn late

Mustard ran wild, chili went rogue

That wiener fought back like a man-made rogue

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Napkins in a panic, crowd startin’ to laugh

Still goin’ in for more, yeah she’s built like that

Love hurts sometimes, but it’s still fun

That’s life with his wiener in my bun

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Take a bite, hold on tight, don’t let him run

It’s a messy kinda joy, yeah the damage is done

No silver spoon, no fancy fun

Just a legend on a plate — his wiener in my bun 🌭