One Times One (don’t equal what you think)

(Intro)

Ayo…

We got Jamal in the spot, with all that hidden knowledge he got,

But buckle up, fam — ready or not, we comin’ in hot.

Class is in session.

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(Verse 1)

“One times one is two” — man, stop with that, Jack -

Even Terrence Howard wish he could take that dumb shit back.

You think the earth is fuckin’ flat and ships fall off the map?

Bro, the only thing fallin’ off the map is your logic gap, no cap.

Talkin’ ‘bout “zero point energy” all up in the air,

That’s not science - that ain’t even wishin’ on a prayer.

And then come with that “ether”? Nah, that ain’t real neither,

But that’s what you get when you let TikTok be your teacher.

(Hook)

Yo, facts don’t bend just ‘cuz your ass said so,

You can’t torque truth with a wrench and elbow.

Jamal droppin’ theories like they truths from on high,

But it all just hits like some crazy that ain’t no one finna buy.

(Verse 2)

Moon landing fake? Bro, better keep that one on the hush,

And how you gonna say “no thanks” when I offered you a grape Crush?

You think “Gravity’s fake, it’s all density, dude,”

Then why’s shit always fall faster than your attitude?

Pyramids built with sound waves? Bro, now that shit’s cute,

But your math’s more fucked than a band tramp with her flute.

I’m finna let you cook, cuz it’s comedy gold,

But why every TED Talk you drop got so many tickets left unsold?

(Hook)

Yo, facts don’t bend just ‘cuz your ass said so,

You can’t torque truth with a wrench and elbow.

Jamal droppin’ theories like they truths from on high,

But it all just hits like some crazy that ain’t no one finna buy.

(Outro)

You know it’s all love, you my from another mother Boeing brother.

Imagine where you’d be if they’d put yo ass with another.

So go on, my guy, preach that YouTube fake science one oh one —

I’ll be right here, steady Eddie roast ready, when that episode’s done.