Joeys pissed

Yooooooloooooo
Its PopCan introduction

Pop a pill in this bitch,
Smoke a joint,
Just don’t hold me at gun point,
Have a drink,
Then explain our kinks,

Watch those fat booty bitches on that pole,
She looks like a fucking troll
PopCan got some big swag,
Money in the air don’t let those tiddies sag,
I got these brown hunneds in my hands, 
Look at all my bands,
This bitches all up on my dick,
Tryna get all my bricks,
They fucken stink doe,
I don’t care though just get low,
I like those strong muscular men instead, nice big muscles with mullets,
Those women are way past my bugets,
Let me see that dick,

(Beat)


Take yo clothes off,
Bitch don’t make me scoff,
Just don’t even talk cause,
Xena might eat yo face off,
Get on yo knees hoe,
Just go with the flow,


(Beat)


PopCans the shit,
PopCans the shit, 
PopCans the shit,
PopCans the fucking shit dawg,
She likes big fat fucking hogs,
Commets coming in like a big rocket,
He just flew in my left pocket,
Got this fat chickens flying all up in my crib,
Got some ribs put in my fridge,


(Beat)


Be careful,
The turkeys got out their coop,
They do it every day Its just a loop,
Their snoods all over they’re nude,
Gobble gobble,


(Beat drop)


Brappppp,
Brappppp,
Oh fuck,
Not the quails,
Lets just not go into details,
I got some quails all up in my house, 
Joey is freaking out,
AHHHHH RUN,
Joey’s pissed about the turkey being out,
He’s about to shout but he has doubts,
But he got a turkey on his head,
He is seeing red,
Hurry he’s getting close,
That’s how it goes,
What will he do?
He’s gonna jump in his red ford and go get some more turkeys cause i said so,


(Beat drop)



Got the photograph on the other line,
He says he got some shiny dimes,
Hes full of shit,
Vals calling she’s pissed,
I think he crossed the line this time 
What did he do?
He fucked his 50th bitch on the side.

(Beat drops)

The big cat Commets walking in, 
Big fat and white,
He just came in to say goodnight,
Joey said to stop bringing fucking animals in the house,
But guess what,
I didn’t listen,
I just got a fucking mouse,
Hahahaha,

Why is there a fucking hippo trying to steal my dildo?
Its trying to tiptoe,
It must be the photograph who hid it there,
Im trying to get it out of my hair,
He better pick up the hippo shit later cause he hid in my pillow case,
He just left without a trace,

Joey just saw the hippo,
Hes not very happy but taking a hippo ride anyways,
Gotta saddle away,
Gotta take a pic can’t miss,
Now theres a fucking pink elephant in my living room its trying be the president,
What the hell,
It just flew away,
Now its heading towards subway,
Elephant rose,

The football games playing on the tv but i don’t wanna hear that shit so i smashed it and threw it in the dumpster, 
What a bummer, 
It was just cluster,
Now he can go crush her,

Gotta be a hipster cause joey and his hippo are dancing like hip hop eye hop i see i be i knee, fee, free, three, tree, sea, pee, ski

Bye Felicia

EDM, no rap please, abit of dubstep, male voice