Upon the mighty Pentagon, the fiercest ship afloat
Trump seized the helm with swagger, but scorned the code each captain wrote
He tossed aside tradition, demanded loyalty, not truth
Fired seasoned generals, ignored their hard-won proof
His crew—a band of bunglers—leaked secrets to the breeze
Hegseth, defense chief, spilled war plans with shocking ease
He shared attack details in Signal chats, with kin and friends aboard
F/A-18s and targets named, the captain’s trust ignored
Trump’s deck grew restless, his own generals grew cold
Once proud to serve, now wary, as chaos took hold
He raged at officers, purged those who stood tall
Fired Brown, Franchetti, Slife, and more—loyalty above all
Hegseth tried to save himself, tossing mates to the sea
Dragging them on barnacles, blaming them publicly
But all their wounds and scandals traced back to his command
For Hegseth was the true blunder—the real problem at hand
First, the traitors faced his wrath—Hegseth’s trusted mates
Caldwell, Selnick, Carroll, tossed overboard as ingrates
Leakin’ secrets from the captain’s chest, they met the hungry sea
Branded backstabbers, no mercy, no reprieve
Next, Trump turned on Hegseth, his once-loyal right hand
“Ye brought chaos to me crew, now walk the plank as planned”
Hegseth tumbled to the sharks, no honor left to save
While whispers of his blunders echoed over the waves
But as the night grew colder, the officers began to stir
Whispers of the captain’s crimes made every sailor blur
“Why follow orders from a felon and a cheat
He lines his pockets, breaks the code, and leaves us in defeat”
From the bridge of the Pentagon, the generals raised their cry
“Captain, you betray the code! This ship sails on a lie”
General Caine thundered, “You’re unfit—dangerous to command”
Admiral Grady warned, “You threaten law and all we stand”
General George called out, “He’s a threat to peace and trust”
General Smith shouted, “This lawless course must end, or the Ancor chain will rust .
The officers, once loyal, rebelled against the throne—
For never had a captain cast the code aside alone
At last the crew rose as one, no longer cowed by fear
They seized the captain, tied him fast, and dragged him to the rear
“Ye broke the code, ye shamed us all, yer reign of lies is done
Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog—yer time beneath the sun”
But it wasn’t just the crew or sharks that brought his end about
It was the Captain’s code—the Constitution—casting doubt
All captains before him, by the code, did steer their course—
Bound by law and honor’s force.
May the code bring the captian down
Throw Captain Trump over and let him drown
Watch the sharks circle round .
DrummerDave26
