Bam Bam in the White House
Verse 1: Welcome to Bedrock Chaos
"Bam Bam’s in the White House, swinging his club high,
Smashing schools and Head Start while the people cry.
He shouts, ‘Bam Bam!’ with a grin on his face,
Leaving Bedrock broken in every place."
Chorus: Yabba Dabba Disaster
"Bam Bam in the White House, chaos everywhere,
Smashing safety nets without a single care.
From classrooms to healthcare, nothing will survive,
The stone-age leader keeps destruction alive."
Verse 2: The Great Gazoo’s Whisper
"Floating above with a sly little grin,
The Great Gazoo whispers—Russian oligarchs win.
‘Dum-dum,’ he laughs, as markets crash and rise,
Manipulating bonds while the people compromise."
Bridge: Mr. Slate’s Warning
"Mr. Slate shakes his head at this reckless spree,
‘Fred,’ he warns, ‘you’re destroying our legacy.’
But Bam Bam just grins and swings once more,
Leaving Bedrock weaker than ever before."
Verse 3: Smashing Education
"Libraries crumble under his mighty blow,
‘Why fund teachers?’ he asks as they go.
Head Start’s in pieces; kids left behind,
Bam Bam’s agenda is cruelly unkind."
Chorus: Yabba Dabba Disaster
"Bam Bam in the White House, chaos everywhere,
Smashing safety nets without a single care.
From classrooms to healthcare, nothing will survive,
The stone-age leader keeps destruction alive."
Verse 4: Medicaid Mayhem
"Medicaid crumbles beneath his heavy hand,
Families stranded across this barren land.
Food stamps are next—‘They cost too much!’ he cries,
While Bedrock’s poorest watch their hopes vaporize."
Bridge: The Tariff Tantrum
"‘Raise tariffs!’ he roars as markets shake,
Stocks rise and fall with every move he makes.
Gazoo smirks from behind the scenes,
Turning Bedrock into oligarchs’ dreams."
Verse 5: Ruins of Progress
"Green energy smashed; science tossed aside,
Bam Bam laughs as the planet takes a slide.
Infrastructure cracks under his mighty blow,
Bedrock crumbles while despair starts to grow."
Chorus: Yabba Dabba Disaster (Variation)
"Bam Bam in the White House, swinging without thought,
Every swing of his club leaves progress to rot.
From safety nets to futures lost in despair,
The stone-age leader smashes without care."
Outro: Bedrock’s Lament
"The people of Bedrock whisper softly each night,
‘How did we let this happen? What will be our light?’
But Bam Bam marches on with his club held high—
A leader of destruction under Bedrock’s sky."
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