Apologies

I want every single person to know

That I am truly sorry

From the bottom of my balls

I am so sorry

That I left my pubes on the toilet seat!

You want apologies? Well here's one

I was manscaping and

I missed some during clean-up

I was in a hurry, had an itch in my Nethers

Didn't mean to leave the shavings

I'm not home right now

But there's a vacuum somewhere

Turn it on and suck up

What's remaining of my gooch beard

You wanna clean all my trimmings?

You wanna clean it good

You gotta use some lysol wipes

Here we go

Here we go

Here we go

Let's clean 'em up

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

So go ahead and leave out dish detergent

It's 2016, and I got some dank memes

Like Chodezilla on your Facebook

For good shitposting

This song is just a ploy to gain more followers

I see you, Bus 15

Christ, Larry! Please, keep your voice down!

([?] Godamn it!)

Are you done?

With my pubes?

Did you clean my mess?

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

Your pubes don't miss the toilet

But mine seem to get everywhere

Please tell me, what's your secret?

Do you trim, or wax instead?

Let me solicit something

Spreading memes

Here we go

Remember what I said about liking Chodezilla?

It's actually a real thing you can find on FaceBook

Want some memes your dad won't understand?

Well go and like the page so I can build my brand

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

Clean my pubes, I'll pay you

If you don't like it then just wait until I get home

The carpets match the drapes

I'll do the dishes so I can make it up to you

I've got to make a point

That this song sounds just like

Sylar's last album

I'm guessing nu-metal is trendy now

Gotta please the crowd

With this 2000's sound

Hahaha! Oh yeah!

I am so sorry! Heheheh!

But seriously though, it was really inconsiderate to just leave this morning without tidying up the bathroom. But I mean I'm not gonna do it in the shower because the hairs can clog the drain, but that's aside from the point. I won't do it again, and you're right. I should be doing more to help out around the house. You have a life too, and I shouldn't be inconveniencing you like this, so I'll be better

Sike! I was just kidding!