2007

Hello? Who's there? Oh please...

Oh, it's just space zombies

We are not alone

This is the end of the world as we know it

They came down on a starry night

Pale green skin and dead behind the eyes

I wanted to believe, and now I do

They're gonna eat your face

And stick their probes inside of you

Deep inside of you

Unidentified flying object

A bullet to the brain will nothing to stop the harvest

We won't escape alive

Can't you see the government lied?

Mankind will face total annihilation

They never came in peace

We're not immune to the disease

Extrasolar viral contamination

Society crumbles and I'm left alone

With Martian cannibals outside of my home

Th-Th-They're breaking in!

We need to bar the doors. Quick, grab a hammer and some nails!

I don't own those things

What?!

I'm not good with tools

Jarrod, you ignorant slut!

Dude, I'm sorry! Jeez, give me a break

Houston, we have a problem

I don't own a shotgun

We are not alone

Bright lights overhead

The tractor beam pulls me in

We won't escape alive

Can't you see the government lied?

Mankind will face total annihilation

They never came in peace

We're not immune to the disease

Extrasolar viral contamination

Trapped by the abomination

I'm strapped to a table for experimentation

Trembling in fear for what's to come

But what they reveal made my body go numb

A small slim-fit Hot Topic tee

Cartoon monsters all vomiting

He leans in and says, "Could you please rep my band?

You'd actually be doing us a real solid, man"

I don't wanna wear this neon t-shirt

Anything but a neon t-shirt

The bright colors hurt my eyes

I'd rather get probed a thousand times

Go

Might've been cool in 2007

Speaking of 2007..

Let's re-read the very first chapter

Flip back to the other page

Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands

First took to the stage

I was in middle school

They made me feel so cool

I never thought that those days would end

What ever happened to super simple breakdowns?

Repetition made us leave our hometowns

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug

I know that I'm old enough to be a dad

But I'll straighten my hair

Throw my arms in the air

The Windmill still looks super rad

Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore

That was a killer Warped Tour

I can't believe that I missed Chiodos

Let's re-read the very first chapter

Flip back to the other page

Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands

First took to the stage

I was in middle school

They made me feel so cool

I never thought that those days would end

Scene Queen, you have 40,000 friends

You'll make my Top 8 with a

Bulletin about my band

Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore

And "RAWR" meant "I love you" in Dinosaur

Back when my layout was sick as hell

And my name was xXJarrodJealousyXx

PC4PC!

Do you want to watch some Invader Zim?

I made you a cookie but I eated it

D0000000000000D, d00d

Everybody's making fun of me

You think you're better wearing khaki shorts

Instead of wearing skinny jeans

Just like when I was 15

You think that you're a special snowflake