Hello? Who's there? Oh please...
Oh, it's just space zombies
We are not alone
This is the end of the world as we know it
They came down on a starry night
Pale green skin and dead behind the eyes
I wanted to believe, and now I do
They're gonna eat your face
And stick their probes inside of you
Deep inside of you
Unidentified flying object
A bullet to the brain will nothing to stop the harvest
We won't escape alive
Can't you see the government lied?
Mankind will face total annihilation
They never came in peace
We're not immune to the disease
Extrasolar viral contamination
Society crumbles and I'm left alone
With Martian cannibals outside of my home
Th-Th-They're breaking in!
We need to bar the doors. Quick, grab a hammer and some nails!
I don't own those things
What?!
I'm not good with tools
Jarrod, you ignorant slut!
Dude, I'm sorry! Jeez, give me a break
Houston, we have a problem
I don't own a shotgun
We are not alone
Bright lights overhead
The tractor beam pulls me in
We won't escape alive
Can't you see the government lied?
Mankind will face total annihilation
They never came in peace
We're not immune to the disease
Extrasolar viral contamination
Trapped by the abomination
I'm strapped to a table for experimentation
Trembling in fear for what's to come
But what they reveal made my body go numb
A small slim-fit Hot Topic tee
Cartoon monsters all vomiting
He leans in and says, "Could you please rep my band?
You'd actually be doing us a real solid, man"
I don't wanna wear this neon t-shirt
Anything but a neon t-shirt
The bright colors hurt my eyes
I'd rather get probed a thousand times
Go
Might've been cool in 2007
Speaking of 2007..
Let's re-read the very first chapter
Flip back to the other page
Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school
They made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end
What ever happened to super simple breakdowns?
Repetition made us leave our hometowns
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug
I know that I'm old enough to be a dad
But I'll straighten my hair
Throw my arms in the air
The Windmill still looks super rad
Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore
That was a killer Warped Tour
I can't believe that I missed Chiodos
Let's re-read the very first chapter
Flip back to the other page
Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school
They made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end
Scene Queen, you have 40,000 friends
You'll make my Top 8 with a
Bulletin about my band
Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore
And "RAWR" meant "I love you" in Dinosaur
Back when my layout was sick as hell
And my name was xXJarrodJealousyXx
PC4PC!
Do you want to watch some Invader Zim?
I made you a cookie but I eated it
D0000000000000D, d00d
Everybody's making fun of me
You think you're better wearing khaki shorts
Instead of wearing skinny jeans
Just like when I was 15
You think that you're a special snowflake
extra_unbearable
