Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
I’m sure that you were
Wink wink
Working late last Friday night
I bet you never thought I’d call
The office
Oh an
when you took that
Wink wink
Business trip to Vegas
I called your hotel
And found out
You checked in
As Mr and Mrs
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
Oh
And duh
Did you forget
Who washes your laundry
I’ve seen the lipstick
And smelled the perfume
And the worst of all time
The long blond hair
On your underwear
Oh honey
it don’t take Perry Mason
To solve this crime
I know you’ve been cheatin’
For some time
I guess I’ve had to act like
Nancy Drew
So I could gather all this evidence
On you
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
Oh oh
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
I bet you never thought
I’d look inside your
pickup truck
Well honey I did and the first word I said
Was fffff Finally!
Right there on the seat
Was a pretty pink blouse
Folded up nice and neat
I know it wasn’t mine
An I’m
wink wink
Guessing it’s not yours
So I’ll log it in with my evidence
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
I looked deep into my crystal ball
This morning
I’ll tell you
exactly what I saw
You and your
Wink wink
Secretary
Sleeping together
On a mattress on the floor
While I’m here living the life
In this big old house I now own
Cause honey I’m hard-core
Why oh why
Do you lie to me
Don’t you know
I’ve got a crystal ball
And honey
I can see
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes
To figure out
this mystery
So why oh why
do you lie to me
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[Intro]
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[Chorus]
[Outro]
[Guitar Solo]
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