Deranged

chop chop. Dig dig

Chop chop. Dig dig

I’m digging here

in the garden

Just thinking

about you

And all the crazy shit

You used to like to do

But now I think I’d like to be

Without you

So I’m gonna go inside

And pack your toothbrush and shampoo

Since you have moved outside

I’ll bury them outside with you

chop chop. Dig dig. Chop chop. Dig. Dig

(Cello)

Don’t say

I didn’t give you

A Warning

Don’t say you didn’t have a clue

But you haven’t changed

I’ve reminded you

Every

single

morning

So much that I’m starting

To feel

like I’mmm

(Violin)

deranged

chop chop. Dig dig. Chop. Chop. Dig dig

You always bring all your

Friends here

Expecting me

To put out

a buffet

Ignoring the fact

that I’m tired

Cause baby I’ve been busting my butt

All day

You think it’s okay for them

To eat up all my food

You want me to purchase

All the beer

They come into my house

And they’re all

Pretty rude

I’ve complained to you

But you don’t really care

Don’t say

I didn’t give you

A Warning

Don’t say you didn’t have a clue

But you haven’t changed

I’ve reminded you

Every

single

morning

So much that I’m starting

To feel

like I’mmm

(Violin)

deranged

chop chop. Dig. dig

Chop chop. Dig dig

You’ve given out my address

To all your drinking friends

You’ve given them free range

Of my house

All this craziness with you

Never ends

Oh and honey I’m really glad

Your not my spouse

Don’t say

I didn’t give you

A Warning

Don’t say you didn’t have a clue

But you haven’t changed

I’ve reminded you

Every

single

morning

So much that I’m starting

To feel

like I’mmm

(Violin)

deranged

Chop chop. Dig dig

Next time your friends show up

I’ll just tell them

You and I broke up

I’m digging here

in the garden

Just thinkin

chop chop. Dig dig

(Cello)

About

you

(Spooky violin)