Crazy

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too

You hung your pictures upside down

You rode a cow right into town

I don’t know why I hang around

With you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too

You still sleep with your teddy bear

Go shopping in your underwear

We’ve all seen your DERRIÈRE

At least a time or two

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too

The doctor says your certifiable

We agree that’s undeniable

His opinion is reliable

So it must be true

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too

Sometimes you are ostentatious

Maybe just a bit flirtatious

Let’s not forget that you’re salacious

It’s just what you do

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too

I can take you in small doses

Because of your halitosis

Makes me feel I have necroses

Up inside my nose

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

Everything you say and do

Makes everyone look twice at you

Crazy

You’re utterly crazy

So crazy

you’re making me crazy too