How Many Times

How many times

Do I have

To ask you

Um um um um

To put your dishes

In the sink

How many times

Do I have

To ask you

To put your socks in the wash

Because they stink! Eeww!

I wasn’t put on earth to be your mother

I wasn’t born

to be your maid

I thought we’d made it clear to each other

So you can understand

Why I’m a bit dismayed

You need to get yourself in order

Or maybe you just need um um

To go back to your motherrrrrr

How many times

Have I asked you

Um um

To take the trash out

to the street

I feel like I’m just a recording

Stuck on repeat

How many times

Do I have to help you

Find your favorite beer

Just open up the fridge

And Oh my Goodness it’s right there

I wasn’t put on earth

to be your mother

I wasn’t born

to be your maid

I thought we’d made it clear to each other

So you can understand

Why I’m a bit dismayed

You need to get your self in order

Or maybe you just need um um

To go back to your motherrrrrr

I feel like a recording

Stuck on repeat!

(Violin solo)

How many times

Have I had

To ask you

Not to throw wet towels

On the bathroom floor

How many times

Have I had to show you

Where to hang your keys

Right next to the door

I wasn’t put on earth

to be your mother

I wasn’t born

to be your maid

I thought we’d made it clear to each other

So you can understand

Why I’m a bit dismayed

You need to get your self in order

Or maybe you just need um um

To go back to your motherrrrrr

I feel like a recording

Stuck on repeat!

Stuck on repeat!

And I’m just stuck

On repeattttttttt!

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

(Violin solo)