Stacy's mother

(Verse 1)

Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)

We can study… or y'know, just play it cool (real cool)

I see your mom out back just layin’ in the sun (in the sun)

And girl, I gotta say… your mom’s a work of art, hon!

(Pre-Chorus)

You know I’m not tryin’ to be rude,

But I just can't pretend…

When she bends down to tie her shoe,

I start to ascend!

(Chorus)

Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on

I know it’s kinda wrong, but I can’t play along

Stacy, I know you think it’s just a phase

But your mom’s been hot since Myspace days!

(Verse 2)

Stacy, is your mom still workin’ late? (workin’ late?)

Maybe I could… help her with that empty plate (empty plate)

I see her doin’ yoga right there in the den (in the den)

And I’d be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t watchin’ again…

(Pre-Chorus)

It’s not that I don’t like you

You’re cool, but let’s be real…

Your mom’s the kinda woman

That could make a man kneel!

(Chorus)

Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on

I know it’s really wrong, but damn, she turns me on

Stacy, I know that it’s hard to see

But your mom just winked directly at me!

(Bridge – Spoken)

Uh, Stacy?

Why’s your mom DM’ing me?

Why does she have my number?

…Why did she send a winky face?

(Outro)

Oh-oh-oh,

She says she’s got wine and no one's home…

Guess I’ll see myself out,

To Stacy’s mom!