What the fuck

We said forever…

Forever said “lol.”

We carved our names in a tree, now the tree probably embarrassed

Told my mom “that’s my wife,” now Thanksgiving awkward and feral

You said “ride or die,” I bought the matching coffin aesthetic

Now I’m dying alone but like… poetically pathetic

You said “we glowing” — yeah Chernobyl bright

Two pale ghosts making love in LED light

Doctor said “it’s healthy,” I said “that’s great”

Then reality kicked in like a plot twist from fate

We both look like printer paper fresh out the pack

Baby popped out like “bro this color wheel cracked”

I blinked three times, thought I lagged in real life

Even the nurse looked at me like “you good, my guy?”

You squeezed my hand said “love don’t see shade”

I said “apparently love downloaded a whole upgrade”

Now I’m spiraling softly in hospital Crocs

Googling “how genetics works” at 3 on the dot

We were supposed to last foreverrrr

Now forever need therapy

Got a baby, got betrayal

Got Maury living rent-free

Foreverrrr, that’s what you said

Now my trust in a body bag dead

I’m laughing so I don’t break down

Clown makeup, wedding gown

Then I saw your texts, yeah emotional crime

“Hey P Diddy” — girl what timeline??

“Johnny Sins 💕” saved with a heart

Bro collecting occupations like it’s modern art

Astronaut, doctor, actor, sin

Meanwhile I’m just “emotionally thin”

You said “it’s jokes” — I said “that’s wild”

Why you networking like LinkedIn with style?

You told me “don’t be insecure”

I said “define secure”

‘Cause my house built on vibes and tears

And you bulldozed it in three business years

I’m pacing the room like a villain monologue

Talking to myself like “bro stay calm, dog”

But calm left with my dignity

Now I’m arguing with destiny

We had Pinterest boards for wedding themes

Now I got trust issues and weird dreams

I hear lullabies, I hear despair

I hear your phone buzz — I’m like “WHO THERE??”

I named the dog after our future son.

Now the son here.

And the dog judging me.

This is psychological warfare.

I bought a crib, I bought diapers

I bought lies wrapped in hyper

You said “it’s just attention”

I said “from a whole convention??”

We said forever under fairy lights

Now I’m shadowboxing at 2 a.m. fights

With air. With fate. With my reflection.

Even my reflection left the connection.

I’m not even angry, I’m theatrically hurt

Like Shakespeare but in sweatpants and dirt

Posting cryptic quotes at 4:03

“Trust is a myth” — yeah that’s me

Baby crying, I’m crying too

But mine auto-tuned in emotional blue

We supposed to be endgame, locked in tight

Now I’m side character in my own life

Foreverrrrrr… error 404

Trust not found like before

Got love, got drama, got plot

Got questions that Google does not

Foreverrrrr… we said that word

Now it sound absurd

I still love you, that’s the curse

But this timeline?

Nahhh