What the fuck

[Intro – whispered]
We said forever…
Forever said “lol.”

[Verse 1]
We carved our names in a tree, now the tree probably embarrassed
Told my mom “that’s my wife,” now Thanksgiving awkward and feral
You said “ride or die,” I bought the matching coffin aesthetic
Now I’m dying alone but like… poetically pathetic

You said “we glowing” — yeah Chernobyl bright
Two pale ghosts making love in LED light
Doctor said “it’s healthy,” I said “that’s great”
Then reality kicked in like a plot twist from fate

We both look like printer paper fresh out the pack
Baby popped out like “bro this color wheel cracked”
I blinked three times, thought I lagged in real life
Even the nurse looked at me like “you good, my guy?”

You squeezed my hand said “love don’t see shade”
I said “apparently love downloaded a whole upgrade”
Now I’m spiraling softly in hospital Crocs
Googling “how genetics works” at 3 on the dot

[Hook – chaotic sing-rap]
We were supposed to last foreverrrr
Now forever need therapy
Got a baby, got betrayal
Got Maury living rent-free

Foreverrrr, that’s what you said
Now my trust in a body bag dead
I’m laughing so I don’t break down
Clown makeup, wedding gown

[Verse 2 – even worse]
Then I saw your texts, yeah emotional crime
“Hey P Diddy” — girl what timeline??
“Johnny Sins 💕” saved with a heart
Bro collecting occupations like it’s modern art

Astronaut, doctor, actor, sin
Meanwhile I’m just “emotionally thin”
You said “it’s jokes” — I said “that’s wild”
Why you networking like LinkedIn with style?

You told me “don’t be insecure”
I said “define secure”
‘Cause my house built on vibes and tears
And you bulldozed it in three business years

I’m pacing the room like a villain monologue
Talking to myself like “bro stay calm, dog”
But calm left with my dignity
Now I’m arguing with destiny

We had Pinterest boards for wedding themes
Now I got trust issues and weird dreams
I hear lullabies, I hear despair
I hear your phone buzz — I’m like “WHO THERE??”

[Bridge – dramatic spoken meltdown]
I named the dog after our future son.
Now the son here.
And the dog judging me.
This is psychological warfare.

[Verse 3 – completely spiraling]
I bought a crib, I bought diapers
I bought lies wrapped in hyper
You said “it’s just attention”
I said “from a whole convention??”

We said forever under fairy lights
Now I’m shadowboxing at 2 a.m. fights
With air. With fate. With my reflection.
Even my reflection left the connection.

I’m not even angry, I’m theatrically hurt
Like Shakespeare but in sweatpants and dirt
Posting cryptic quotes at 4:03
“Trust is a myth” — yeah that’s me

Baby crying, I’m crying too
But mine auto-tuned in emotional blue
We supposed to be endgame, locked in tight
Now I’m side character in my own life

[Final Hook – distorted]
Foreverrrrrr… error 404
Trust not found like before
Got love, got drama, got plot
Got questions that Google does not

Foreverrrrr… we said that word
Now it sound absurd
I still love you, that’s the curse
But this timeline?

Nahhh

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