“Fun-Size Problems”
Verse 1
You walk in like you run the place
But I lose you in a crowd of legs
Ask you something, you yell “I’m here!”
I’m like… dang, you down there somewhere?
You got big talk for someone small
Need a ladder just to text me “lol”
Group pics? Yeah we already know
We gotta tilt the camera low
Pre-Chorus
You say “height don’t matter anyway”
Okay… keep telling yourself that, babe
Chorus
You’re fun-size trouble, pocket-edition
Can’t reach drama, still in the middle of it
Step stool energy, loud for no reason
Travel-size friend in every season
We ain’t gotta bend to see you fall
Gravity already did that job
Fun-size problems everywhere you go
Shortest fuse and the shortest height I know
Verse 2
Borrow my shoes—instant stilts
Stand on books just to feel built
You talk tough, I just look down
Like “who gave the hamster a crown?”
You start fights you can’t even see
‘Cause eye level’s at my knee
You say “square up!” that’s bold and cute
I might trip and end the feud
Pre-Chorus
You swear you’re tall in spirit, it’s true
Too bad spirit don’t add inches to you
Chorus
You’re fun-size trouble, pocket-edition
Can’t reach drama, still in the middle of it
Step stool energy, loud for no reason
Travel-size friend in every season
We ain’t gotta bend to see you fall
Gravity already did that job
Fun-size problems everywhere you go
Shortest fuse and the shortest height I know
Bridge
If height was money you’d be broke
If reach was power—yeah that’s a joke
You got attitude stacked sky high
Too bad you can’t reach that line
Final Chorus
Fun-size chaos, tiny tornado
All that bark at ankle-level
Yeah you loud but here’s the truth—
Your shadow taller than you
Outro
We love you though… from way up here 😌
