[Verse 1]
Clock in, steel toes, same shift, same scene
Forklifts hummin’, belly talkin’ mean
Break room buzzin’, brown bag dream
Pulled that salad like it’s high cuisine (oh yeah)
Lid pop off, see the lettuce so green
Croutons crunchy, chicken lookin’ clean
Twist that ranch, Big D feelin’ keen
Then it slipped slow-motion, like a movie on screen
Hit the floor first, then splash on the tee
White spots all over, drip down the jeans
Everybody freeze, then they all breathe in
Then the whole room burst out, pointin’ at me
[Chorus]
Ranch on my shirt, rage in my gut
Lunch on the floor, whole day stuck
Hungry and heated, man, this my luck
Big D mad, but I still boss up (hey!)
Ranch on my shirt, can’t catch a break
Cam in the corner with the laugh and the shake
Talkin’ that talk, but he built like cake
Big D mad, but I still boss up
[Verse 2]
Cam like, “Yo D, you dressing yourself?”
“Thought you was big, bro, not the salad on the shelf”
Crew start snickering, phones come out
He tryna go viral off a lunchroom drought
Ranch on my name tag, ranch on my belt
Smell like buffet, pride start to melt
Stomach on empty, patience on E
Cam still chirpin’ like a broke TV
I said, “Laugh it up, get your jokes off quick
Clock-out coming and your mouth too slick”
He said, “Chill big fella, it’s just some greens”
I said, “So is your paycheck, small and lean” (woo)
[Chorus]
Ranch on my shirt, rage in my gut
Lunch on the floor, whole day stuck
Hungry and heated, man, this my luck
Big D mad, but I still boss up (yeah)
Ranch on my shirt, can’t catch a break
Cam in the corner with the laugh and the shake
Talkin’ that talk, but he built like cake
Big D mad, but I still boss up
[Bridge]
Now my stomach sound louder than the time clock tick
Got a dry napkin, tryna wipe it off quick
Payday close, but this break too short
So I’m chewin’ on pride like it’s last resort
Cam still giggle, I just stare real plain
Said, “Keep that energy when we lift that crate”
He quiet real fast when the load feel tough
Big D still hungry, but I still boss up (boss up)
[Chorus]
Ranch on my shirt, rage in my gut
Lunch on the floor, whole day stuck
Hungry and heated, man, this my luck
Big D mad, but I still boss up (hey!)
Ranch on my shirt, still I stand tall
Shift ain’t sweet, but I won’t fall
Cam crack jokes, I just outwork y’all
Big D mad, but I still boss up