[Verse 1]
Brown horse, barn kid, mud on my mane
Used to eat hay while they laughed at my name
Groomed up, brushed down, now I walk in slow
Mane all silky, whole farm say “woah” (hey!)
Chicken in the pen, keep cluckin’ by my stall
Kitten on the fence, tail high when I walk
Sheep say “baa,” but they peek, then they talk
I just think they friendly, I don’t see the plot
[Pre-Chorus]
Duck swim circles, splashing like a show
Cow wink twice, I just think she cold
Goat on the roof tryna catch my eye
I’m like “why everybody so nice tonight?”
[Chorus]
Brown horse glow-up, yeah I stole the yard
Every single species got a crush, it’s hard
I’m clueless, walkin’ like “what’s up, friends?”
Donkey, dog, cat, all want in (woo)
Brown horse glow-up, I just flip my mane
They line up single file, callin’ out my name
Didn’t get the hints, still I got ’em all
Whole farm fallin’ for the boy in the stall
[Verse 2]
Pig in the mud with the glitter on her snout
Trots by me, little twirl, then she pout
I say “you okay?” like a therapist horse
Meanwhile she tryna take me out, of course (yeah)
Rabbit hop close, ears brush my cheek
Drop her carrot, say “oops,” every single week
I pick it up like “here, you must be hungry”
She roll her eyes, still she kinda love me
[Pre-Chorus]
Rooster on the post, sing my name at dawn
Peacock flex feathers every time I yawn
Everyone around me act so wild
I just trot in circles like a clueless child
[Chorus]
Brown horse glow-up, yeah I stole the yard
Every single species got a crush, it’s hard
I’m clueless, walkin’ like “what’s up, friends?”
Donkey, dog, cat, all want in (hey!)
Brown horse glow-up, I just flip my mane
They line up single file, callin’ out my name
Didn’t get the hints, still I got ’em all
Whole farm fallin’ for the boy in the stall
[Bridge]
[beat switch, darker bass, whispered ad-libs]
Line ’em up
One by one
Barn door open
They all come
I just share my hay, give pats, that’s all
They call it rizz, I call it protocol
Didn’t chase hearts, they just came to my stall
Didn’t catch the signs but I still caught ’em all (yeah)
[Chorus]
Brown horse glow-up, yeah I stole the yard
Every single species got a crush, it’s hard
I’m clueless, walkin’ like “what’s up, friends?”
Donkey, dog, cat, all want in (woah)
Brown horse glow-up, I just flip my mane
They line up single file, callin’ out my name
Didn’t read the game, still I won it all
Whole farm chantin’ for the boy in the stall (hey!)