Blizzard of 2026

I got things to put away in my shed
I want to barbecue
But can't do a single damn thing
With the snow a foot high or two

My car is barely visible
And my driveway is all plowed in
They even cancelled bingo tonight
And I was due to win

It would be nice to make some chicken soup
But I don't have breasts or thighs
It'll be days before I see the sun
And clear bright blue skies

So I'm stuck inside for days to come
And I don't run or jog
No reason to go out anyway
I can't even walk my dog

I'm on the highest level of Cookie Jam
And that's the only game I play
Can't do any online banking
Because I have no bills to pay.

So I guess I'll sit in my chair
And think of what to make for lunch
As the Blizzard of two oh two six
Packs it's morning punch

So don't think about the snow outside
And keep your butt indoors
Do your shopping on Amazon
And forget about the stores.

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