[Intro: spoken, quirky]
Once was a crazy time...
But honestly—that’s all the time!
Oh no... here we go!
[Verse 1: rhythmic, light breakbeat]
Down by the sea, I washed my feet,
then put my socks on—nice and neat.
I wasn’t drunk—just clumsy, you see;
I made one small task a comedy.
My parents laughed more and more—
how did washing feet become a chore?
One awkward move—SPLASH!—what a shock:
feet in the water, along with each sock.
Both socks filled with sand—what can I say?
Not the plan for a normal day!
[Pre-Chorus: rising]
Normal trip, a tourist bus—
was I alone? No, all of us!
“Free time!” We felt so smart,
then lost the way back to the start.
“Where’s the street? It can’t be far!”
No one helped...
But here we are!
[Chorus: full beat, shouted]
A burning pan—water splashing!
A jet of flame—I stood there gasping!
Half asleep, I reached for coffee,
knocked the mug—though only softly.
That’s always me—can’t you see?
Like crazy...
Like me!
[Verse 2: talk-rap]
My parents’ car—I wanted to go home,
but it drove only forward; I was stuck alone.
Called Dad in the middle of the night;
he crossed the meadow to make things right.
[Hook: chopped vocal]
Bad luck turns to comedy—
like crazy...
Like me!
[Verse 3: bouncy, playful]
Nightlife rushed past; I waited so long:
“Where is she? Did I get it wrong?”
Same “Post” bus stop, but different towns—
we missed each other, both looking around!
Another night, we found a cigar;
we smoked as we walked—her home wasn’t far.
We were eighteen, just hanging around,
a little bit crazy and laughing out loud.
Those were the days—wild and free,
even back then...
Crazy like me!
[Chorus: stronger vocals]
A burning pan—water splashing!
A jet of flame—I stood there gasping!
Half asleep, I reached for coffee,
knocked the mug—though only softly.
That’s always me—can’t you see?
Like crazy...
Like me!
[Breakdown: stop-start, spoken]
Burning pan—hurry up!
I grabbed the water—wrong move, STOP!
WHOOSH! Flames shot into the air...
“Damn!”
I froze and stood right there.
On holiday, inside a lift,
my friend hit “alarm”—one tiny slip.
It rang; she gasped, “Was that me?”
Never boring when you’re with me!
[Final Chorus: layered vocals]
A burning pan—water splashing!
A jet of flame—I stood there gasping!
Half asleep, I reached for coffee,
knocked the mug—though only softly.
Every mishap turns to comedy—
that’s always me...
Like crazy, like me!
[Build-Up: rising]
What happens next? What happens at home?
I’m a lovable mess wherever I roam.
Never boring—there’s always a surprise,
lots of laughter and wide-open eyes.
[Beat Cut: spoken]
That’s always me...
Like crazy...
[Final Drop: huge beat, chopped hook]
LIKE CRAZY! — LIKE ME!
THAT’S ALWAYS ME!
LIKE CRAZY! — LIKE ME!
YEAH, THAT’S ME!
SPLASH! — WHOOSH!
ONE MORE TIME!
LIKE CRAZY! — LIKE ME!
THAT’S...
ALWAYS...
ME!
[Hard Stop]