[Intro]
Beat came in
Lights went green
She leaned close
Said
"You ready?"
[Verse 1]
We were on the couch
Takeout on the table
Netflix asking questions
We were barely stable
She slid a little closer
Knee across my jeans
Then the sofa did a jump scare
Like "BRRRT" between the seams
[Pre-Chorus]
Everything froze
Time in slow motion
Her eyes wide open
Then we both exploded
[Chorus]
She queefed on me
On the two and the three
Perfect little drum fill
Right on the beat
She queefed on me
Like a club MC
I said
"Drop that
Drop that"
Now we can't breathe
[Verse 2]
She covered up her face
Laughing into her sleeve
I said
"Girl
That’s talent
You got rhythm I believe"
Neighbors hit the ceiling
Thought we dropped a plate
That tiny air trumpet
Turned our night to a rave
[Pre-Chorus]
We lost composure
Giggling in waves
Turned that awkward moment
To our favorite phrase
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Hands up
If your body's ever done you wrong (hey)
Hands up
If you turned it to a stupid song (woah)
She looked at me like
"Promise you won't tell"
[whispered vocals] Then the bassline hit
Now we're viral as hell
[Chorus]