[Intro]
[DJ shout]
Ladies and gentlemen
This is a safety announcement
If you smell something…
Too late
[Chorus]
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere
Hold your nose if you meet her
You don’t want that air
Her farts drop flies dead mid-flight
Bodies fallin’ out the sky tonight
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere (everywhere)
[Verse 1]
Walks in
All eyes on her
You think danger
You not sure
One step
Two step
Then it hits
Whole dance floor do the splits (whoa)
Paint peel off the bathroom wall
Plants turn brown in the stall
You can hear it better than the DJ set
Once she lets it go
Everybody sweat
[Chorus]
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere
Hold your nose if you meet her
You don’t want that air
Her farts drop flies dead mid-flight
Bodies fallin’ out the sky tonight
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere (hey!)
[Verse 2]
VIP
She sittin’ real cute
Till she arms that biological nuke
Cloud so thick
Can’t see my drink
Bartender passed out by the sink
Security run
Can’t find the door
One small puff had ‘em on the floor
Who needs smoke when she got that gas
Evacuate the whole club fast
[Chorus]
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere
Hold your nose if you meet her
You don’t want that air
Her farts drop flies dead mid-flight
Bodies fallin’ out the sky tonight
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere (oh yeah)
[Bridge]
Hands up if you still can breathe
If you can’t
Then you best just leave
If she smiles
Better say your prayers
‘Cause you know what’s coming through the air (hey!)
[Chorus]
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere
Hold your nose if you meet her
You don’t want that air
Her farts drop flies dead mid-flight
Bodies fallin’ out the sky tonight
She’s a farter
Farting everywhere
Yeah she’s a farter
Farting everywhere