[Verse 1]
You said “I’ll be one sec, don’t move an inch,”
Now I’m questioning life from this frozen pinch,
I can see my breath doing interpretive dance,
While you’re in there… living your warm little romance.
My seat is cold, my soul is colder,
I’ve started leaning like a professional soldier,
I’ve made eye contact with a nearby bin,
Honestly? It’s the best conversation I’ve been in.
[Pre-Chorus]
I waved once… you didn’t see me, I swear,
I think I’ve become part of the headrest there,
I might be iced coffee at this point in time,
Just call me “Latte of Emotional Crime.”
[Chorus]
You left me in the car, in the Arctic zone,
I’m basically a popsicle on a mobile phone,
I love you still but I’ve got to say,
This is not what I meant by “quick, okay?”
I’m tapping the glass like a sad little seal,
Questioning all of our love—and the wheel,
Hurry back babe, I’m starting to fear,
I’ve been legally adopted by this steering gear.
[Verse 2]
I tried turning the heater up to “sun,”
It laughed at me softly and said “no hun,”
My fingers are now one with the glovebox vibe,
I’ve emotionally joined a different tribe.
A spider just waved, said “you’re one of us now,”
I accepted my fate, I don’t know how,
Tell my family I loved them, it’s true,
But mostly tell them I’m still waiting for you.
[Bridge]
But then you appear like a warm cup of tea,
And suddenly I remember I’m actually me,
I forget all my suffering, frostbite, and pain…
Until you do it again next time in the rain.
[Final Chorus]
You left me in the car, I survived somehow,
I’m basically a legend of frostbite now,
But I still love you, don’t get me wrong—
Just maybe… take me next time when you’re gone. 😌
