Slide through the function with spaghetti in my pocket,
Chicken wing necklace, got ranch in the locket,
Hairline crispy but my socks look chaotic,
Talk slick game, mouth runnin’ hydraulic.
Told her, “Baby, I’m cooler than a snowman’s slippers,”
Laugh so loud make the DJ skip records,
Dance so goofy got security nervous,
Two-step crooked like I borrowed my legs from a circus.
Grape juice swimmin’ in a Styrofoam chalice,
Car smell loud like a skunk got talent,
GPS talkin’ but I’m missin’ the palace,
Tryna find tacos at 3—extra onions, no salad.
My partner spill sauce on his brand-new jacket,
Still act clean like it never even happened,
Walk so loose like my bones got brackets,
Whole squad clownin’, jokin’, straight crackin’.
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Hook
Giggle juice drippin’, I’m laughin’ at the ceiling,
Dancin’ off-beat but I swear I got rhythm,
Shoes mismatched but the fit still killin’,
Whole squad clownin’, got the whole room grinnin’.
Giggle juice drippin’, slide through the scene,
Talk so slick make a statue lean,
Walk so funny make the carpet scream,
Life so goofy, feelin’ fresh and clean.
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Verse 2
Told the waitress, “Bring fries with charisma,”
She rolled her eyes but she still couldn’t diss us,
Tip so heavy make the tray start whisperin’,
Wallet look pregnant, nine-month thickness.
My partner dancin’ like he lost his car keys,
Spin so fast knocked over bar seats,
I told her, “Girl, I’m sweet like peach tea,”
But spicy like peppers in a fresh hot meat.
Got a fur coat made of imaginary pandas,
Walk real tall but I still rock sandals,
Talk so big like I own Atlantis,
Trip on my laces, blame it on bad planets.
Ordered pancakes at midnight hour,
Extra syrup, call it maple power,
Eat so fast like I’m fightin’ hunger,
Still save fries for about an hour.
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Hook
Giggle juice drippin’, I’m laughin’ at the ceiling,
Dancin’ off-beat but I swear I got rhythm,
Shoes mismatched but the fit still killin’,
Whole squad clownin’, got the whole room grinnin’.
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Verse 3
Walk in the spot with a grin like cheese,
Hair so fresh make the barber say “please,”
Dance so silly got the crowd say “sheesh,”
Move so wild make the floorboards sneeze.
Got a belt buckle shaped like a waffle,
Talk slick game, never sound awful,
Laugh so hard make my ribs feel hostile,
Still eat snacks like I’m racin’ a fossil.
Partner in the back eatin’ nachos sloppy,
Cheese drip low like it tried to copy,
Music so loud make the windows wobbly,
Bass hit hard make the soda get frothy.
Shoes too bright like emergency cones,
Smile too big like I’m missin’ some bones,
Phone still ring but I’m dodgin’ the tones,
Too busy dancin’ like jelly with phones.
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Bridge
Heh heh…
If it ain’t goofy, I don’t approve it
If it ain’t fun, I’m removin’
Slide real loose, keep movin’
Life too short for frownin’, we groovin’.
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Verse 4
Slide to the drive-thru, order six shakes,
Fries so hot make the steering wheel bake,
Laugh so loud make my stomach ache,
Still eat snacks like it’s all-you-can-take.
My partner spi
