[Verse 1]
I woke up tangled in some neon sky
With a jumpsuit I don’t recall
Don’t ask me why
My mullet's glowing
My pants are tight
In this strange universe
I’m the star tonight
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh
Cowboy in space
Call me the misfit king
They threw me a laser
Said "You fight or you sing"
Whoa-oh
I don’t know the rules or the score
But I’m rocking their world in an intergalactic war
[Verse 2]
There’s a six-armed queen who’s shouting my name
Her army of lizards thinks this ain’t a game
She says
“We picked you
Earth boy
You’re the one"
I said
"Lady
I’m just here to have some fun"
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh
Cowboy in space
Call me the misfit king
They threw me a laser
Said "You fight or you sing"
Whoa-oh
I don’t know the rules or the score
But I’m rocking their world in an intergalactic war
[Bridge]
Alien crowds screamed
"He’s our prophet of rock!"
I tripped on my cape
Crashed into a space clock
Villains ran scared when I struck a power chord
Turns out my guitar was the ultimate sword
[Verse 3]
Now I’m leading battles with a headbang cheer
Under disco comets and a moon shaped like beer
This universe is nuts
But I’ve found my role
Hair teased to the stars
And I’m saving their souls