Old Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe from Scranton,

You know we call him Brandon.

This mug got us pantin'

Got a summer home in Canton,

That's in China.

More than 50 years,

he's been in power.

He's an old man,

got his girl in the shower?

Sucking that government teat,

Never had a job to eat.

Making laws for us, so elite.

Voter fraud his greatest feat.

I don't like being negative

Let me say something positive.

I'm positive we don't need him,

A paperweight could beat him.

Shaking hands with ghosts on stage.

Joker some kinda sage.

Are they here to take him home?

Which way you think they going?

I really hope he makes it,

His next in line ain't worth it.

An awe tiss stick hyena,

Picked for her patina.

Keep him away from a little one,

Fondles, puts his hands on 'em.

Why he sniffing kiddy hair?

What is he reliving there?

He put so many in jail,

Wouldn't give them any bail.

Why he say you ain't black,

Brandon, take it all back.

Where'd he get those millions?

Skimmed off all the billions,

We done sent to Ukraine

He ain't feeling any pain.