I might have gotten cut off
I'm just grateful my leg did NOT get cut off
Some balk, some stalk, some grovel 2 me
The ear poison is tuned in A++ & EC
It all makes sense when riding on the short bus
Yet I am still G3, and there is no vodka buffet
This is NO longer drunken pharmaceutical land
What do all of ya'll say?
I dis NOT wreck my Mom's ancient van
But I wore the Vans she bought me
Listened to all that those teachers taught me
I got fired as a driver, yet some say that I quit
I thought I could let the Tesla drive 4 me a bit
Who among you would NOT take a free ride
While the only ones I want to chill with
Will NOT even see my side
Of the story
It is NOT boring
Some worry, some hurry, some are buried
By the white lies
It would be no surprise
If the majority of them got Super Sized!
I get stiffed on another tip
Dip shit, lip stick, Trisquit crumbs as a fix
I am NOT a player, still the dragon slayer
Peeled back some layers
Then beat me on the head with a stick
One more crime brings another lick
I can not be blended in with a drum kit
The Book Bashers had to eventually vent
Where is it that we went?
To the B B B Books Beer and Bud n a tent
But it would NOT fill a cup for a gent
While others' cups overflow until
They have their own wishing well that spills
The genie that fell in might grant you
Yet NO one seems to know what haunts u
10-4 Roger in Dallas' Finest
People judge and score like plus or minus
Scarlet is still the kindest
Yet my letters did NOT make her feel better
Yet we can wait out all this fucked up weather
When the eye of the storm is looking at you
We get cut off from sniffing horses' hooves
Turning everything into glue
Saying "What's up dude? "
Because these horses are meant for riding
Giddy update but NOT so giddy
This is NOT the place P-Diddy took you...
Your mother MUST have shook you
Hail Mary, Our Father, we need a ladder
Taking the steps while dressed in tatters
I guess fat people could still get fatter
All in all, this is all just pointless chatter
It's almost allergic to being of service
Either psychotic or moronic...
Robotic
Wobbly hot-headed bitch
MUST be time to scatter
Rejection had a skipping stone shattered
Could NOT ride the waves when it mattered
It could have skipped the story
Of the prodigal boyfriend
It does NOT bring glory until the end
Personality of the prodigal son
But he doesnt marry his Dad
That ending is too sad
So he finds the woman of his dreams
Then goes on a binge like Charlie Sheen
While staying faithful
People get hateful
Yet he gets to go on that date still
Going for the kill
They eat wild rabbit
Then act like rabbits
No more bad habits
When life throws you a life preserver
Reach out and grab it
That's enough I had it
This song seems too long
All along
It just means that true love conquers all
So everyone in the audience
Should just have a ball
Too Tall got left in Brazos Valley
Alley cats raise hell at the rallies
My family used to work out at Balley's
Drink Bailey's
Just 1 tale!