Pro-Karen Propaganda

For all the Karen's

For ALL the Darren's and Damon's

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Life can be a blur however I do know that for sure

There is a cure

To the pure tour of life as a tourist

Get involved

Ball stick em up stock up

Go to BIG from small

Through and through the halls

Dusty and anyone named Rusty

Krusty the clown

Wound up barbie dolls

And the help I've fallen crew

Have something to say to you

Go Karen

Keep Sharing

Even though Sharon is with Rob

Rob is RAM and Ford is the best in Texas

We all still say God Damn

With little jeez

While driving a Jeep

Because it is American

On these roads we are an army of one

Giant fleet

Sweeter Skeeter still takes the meat

Potatoes seem to be an extra

Messed with ya

God help ya

Yet Karen is still sharing

Shepherd with the Shepards pie

Oh me oh my

Why did I not get the tattoo on my arm

Jailhouse rock comes with harm

Apparently

But Karen will be

There to care

Karen will share

A hairy lip

Gets an extra tip

Unless it falls in my food

Yet we are jamming to the groove

Baracho beans please

Extra sauce

Get tossed out of bars

Become rock stars

When Darren met Karen

Some meat got charred

We kept it going to long

But what is right and wrong?

In the garden of eating with some people

They share they keep it simple

No more pimple sneaky mean shit

Have a little bit of what it means to NEVER quit

Have no fear of getting sick

Cuz Karen cares

Who, what, when, where?

There might be a lair....

Karen will be there

If it is not even fair

I will pair you with one of her shares

Cash out

Back out

Stack up

Pack up

Have no lack

In fact go back in time

Get back in tune

Because against all crime

If you are against Karen

You are a buffoon

You will find out soon

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