For all the Karen's
For ALL the Darren's and Damon's
Mer
Der
Life can be a blur however I do know that for sure
There is a cure
To the pure tour of life as a tourist
Get involved
Ball stick em up stock up
Go to BIG from small
Through and through the halls
Dusty and anyone named Rusty
Krusty the clown
Wound up barbie dolls
And the help I've fallen crew
Have something to say to you
Go Karen
Keep Sharing
Even though Sharon is with Rob
Rob is RAM and Ford is the best in Texas
We all still say God Damn
With little jeez
While driving a Jeep
Because it is American
On these roads we are an army of one
Giant fleet
Sweeter Skeeter still takes the meat
Potatoes seem to be an extra
Messed with ya
God help ya
Yet Karen is still sharing
Shepherd with the Shepards pie
Oh me oh my
Why did I not get the tattoo on my arm
Jailhouse rock comes with harm
Apparently
But Karen will be
There to care
Karen will share
A hairy lip
Gets an extra tip
Unless it falls in my food
Yet we are jamming to the groove
Baracho beans please
Extra sauce
Get tossed out of bars
Become rock stars
When Darren met Karen
Some meat got charred
We kept it going to long
But what is right and wrong?
In the garden of eating with some people
They share they keep it simple
No more pimple sneaky mean shit
Have a little bit of what it means to NEVER quit
Have no fear of getting sick
Cuz Karen cares
Who, what, when, where?
There might be a lair....
Karen will be there
If it is not even fair
I will pair you with one of her shares
Cash out
Back out
Stack up
Pack up
Have no lack
In fact go back in time
Get back in tune
Because against all crime
If you are against Karen
You are a buffoon
You will find out soon
Oi
G3isKey
