The muffin man
Is seated at the table
No!
Fable!
In the laboratory
NOT Dexter's...
It was taught in some sort of lecture
It was the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
That had a whole lot of Oreo's bitchin'...
While doing research for an oversized Chrome spoon...
A trip to an auto body shop was made with goons...
An overseer, while gathering muffin remnants,
Become engrossed in theory like Immanuel Kant...
Turning and speaking,
Geeking and tweaking,
He makes a proclamation that he is truly the underdog to the mighty banana bread!
That is when the place went bananas...
Although the muffin man was met by a priest due to His diagnosis of end of life treatment...
He was considered unisex @ the time and could NOT grow a mustache...
He D.I.D. however heed the strong warnings of the others and did NOT eat any yellow snow cones at the bakery house as it made its claims.
Between me and you I thought it ALL insane!
When asked if he wanted to get baked...
The Muffin Man was Zapped like he was the point of reference for an artist at his easle...
Nutritional therapy taught 1 valuable lesson
Do NOT be stressin'
Yet the muffin refrained from baking rituals
Factual or fictional I must now pass the events of the NOT limited to but pertaining to the scary culinary queries left staring the Muffin Man deep in his fruity flavored and non hating eyes.
The Muffin Man made through his demise
If you have been affected by his sweetness
To me that would be no surprise
No lies
He actually told me to sing this
He also said NOT 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 of you all
Could even come close to beating this
Here this riff:
120 years from the Countdown Kids
It has been a countdown
Safe and sound
The Eternal Muffin Man's legacy prevails
No fails
The Muffin Man always makes bail
Gets out of the jail of the pail
Of mixing batter and or cooking materials
So as the next mellenium of potentially and maybe eventually snuffed Muffin specks of dust become one to hone into other stuff
Such as the rebuffed and stuffed with adventure eventual mention of his own name
So I ask not in vain
Do you know the Muffin Man
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man...
Do you know the Muffin Man...
The Muffin Man...
The Muffin Man...
Or are you with Strawberry Short Cake???
3
2
1
Let us hear it for the Countdown Kids
120 years
Live long and prosper
The bakery could NOT get any hotter
Here for the slaughter
Would be more remnants
Frank Zappa kind of hinted at this
Just Keep Austin Texas weird
And Dallas Texas pretentious
Because the world needs more
Mad Muffin Men Types
If you know the Muffin Man
Hit him up with more likes
Yikes
I would NOT say that one twice
NOT to be nice
But to get ea slice of a muffin
Cannabis style cannibalism becomes a prison
For those who truly get into
What gets tossed out the window
After Hansel and Gretel
Settle in court what Newport did to that old lady
When the Muffin Man returns
I will NO longer be waiting
For the reincarnation of an orchestra
The sound of an oven
G3isKey
