Vigilante Grandma

She looks like a sweet old lady of about sixty two

But don’t let her grey hair and walker fool you

I’m telling you that you had better play nice

Or she’ll take you down and won’t think twice

Just don’t make yourself a public enemy

If you do just don’t be in her vicinity

If you still wanna decide to commit the crime

You won’t have to worry about doing the time

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll blow you away without a care

So all you punks had better beware

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson

When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’s a supporter of the second amendment

Her justice won’t cost taxpayers a cent

If you try to stop her your fate will be sealed

She’ll be your judge and won’t grant appeals

All you robbers, abusers, dealers and pimps

You will soon find out that you’re all big wimps

Protecting the public is how she gets her kicks

It’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll blow you away without a care

So all you punks had better beware

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson

When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll fire 6 deadly shots without a warning

If you’re not careful you won’t see the morning

So get those bad thoughts outta your head

If you decide to risk it you’ll wake up dead

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll blow you away without a care

So all you punks had better beware

She’s the vigilante grandma

She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson

When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson

She’s the vigilante grandma

I know what you’re thinking…..

Did she fire six shots…or only five….

You have to ask yourself one question….

Do I feel lucky…

Well do ya’….punk