Vigilante Grandma

[Verse]
She looks like a sweet old lady of about sixty two
But don’t let her grey hair and walker fool you 
I’m telling you that you had better play nice
Or she’ll take you down and won’t think twice  

[Verse]
Just don’t make yourself a public enemy
If you do just don’t be in her vicinity
If you still wanna decide to commit the crime
You won’t have to worry about doing the time

[Chorus]
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll blow you away without a care
So all you punks had better beware 
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson 
When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson 
She’s the vigilante grandma 

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
She’s a supporter of the second amendment 
Her justice won’t cost taxpayers a cent
If you try to stop her your fate will be sealed
She’ll be your judge and won’t grant appeals

[Verse]
All you robbers, abusers, dealers and pimps
You will soon find out that you’re all big wimps
Protecting the public is how she gets her kicks
It’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

[Chorus]
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll blow you away without a care
So all you punks had better beware 
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson 
When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson 
She’s the vigilante grandma 

[Bridge]
She’ll fire 6 deadly shots without a warning 
If you’re not careful you won’t see the morning 
So get those bad thoughts outta your head 
If you decide to risk it you’ll wake up dead 

[Chorus]
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll blow you away without a care
So all you punks had better beware 
She’s the vigilante grandma 
She’ll teach all the bad guys a lesson 
When she pulls her ol’ Smith and Wesson 
She’s the vigilante grandma 

[Final Chorus]
I know what you’re thinking…..
Did she fire six shots…or only five….
You have to ask yourself one question….
Do I feel lucky…
Well do ya’….punk

male rock vocal, upbeat glam rock style with heavy percussion