I’m With The FBI

[Verse]
I was walking along the beach one day
When I saw you coming in that bikini 
With long blond hair and an awesome body
And your sexy swimsuit was so teenie

[Verse]
As we got close enough, I said excuse me miss
I need you to stand right here and wait
I think you might be a danger to the public 
Because you’re concealing a pair of 38’s

[Verse]
You looked at me sort of mad and confused 
And then asked me who I was with a sigh
I took out my wallet and I flipped it open
And said don’t worry I’m with the F B I

[Chorus]
I’m a female body inspector 
And you’re guilty of the crime 
Of having a perfect body 
And walking around looking fine
I’m a female body inspector 
So I have to give you a closer look
It’s going to take me a little while 
Cause I have to do it by the book
I’m a female body inspector 
I know you might have questions 
I see suspicion in your eyes 
Let me assure you it’s official 
Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
The next thing I knew when I finally came to 
I was laying on my back in the wet sand
With a headache smelling like pepper spray 
A welt on my face in the shape of your hand 

[Chorus]
I’m a female body inspector 
And you’re guilty of the crime 
Of having a perfect body 
And walking around looking fine
I’m a female body inspector 
So I have to give you a closer look
It’s going to take me a little while 
Cause I have to do it by the book
I’m a female body inspector 
I know you might have questions 
I see suspicion in your eyes 
Let me assure you it’s official 
Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Bridge]
It’s such a dangerous job
And it comes with some risk 
But in the end it’s all worth it 
Cause sometimes I get to frisk

[Chorus]
I’m a female body inspector 
And you’re guilty of the crime 
Of having a perfect body 
And walking around looking fine
I’m a female body inspector 
So I have to give you a closer look
It’s going to take me a little while 
Cause I have to do it by the book
I’m a female body inspector 
I know you might have questions 
I see suspicion in your eyes 
Let me assure you it’s official 
Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Final Chorus]
I’m a female body inspector 
And you’re guilty of the crime 
Of having a perfect body 
And walking around looking fine
I’m a female body inspector 
So I have to give you a closer look
It’s going to take me a little while 
Cause I have to do it by the book
I’m a female body inspector 
I know you might have questions 
I see suspicion in your eyes 
Let me assure you it’s official 
Because you’re wanted by the F B I

male rock vocal, upbeat glam rock style with heavy percussion