I’m With The FBI by Mark_Edwards - Zona

I’m With The FBI by Mark_Edwards - Zona

Lyrics

[Verse]

I was walking along the beach one day

When I saw you coming in that bikini

With long blond hair and an awesome body

And your sexy swimsuit was so teenie

[Verse]

As we got close enough, I said excuse me miss

I need you to stand right here and wait

I think you might be a danger to the public

Because you’re concealing a pair of 38’s

[Verse]

You looked at me sort of mad and confused

And then asked me who I was with a sigh

I took out my wallet and I flipped it open

And said don’t worry I’m with the F B I

[Chorus]

I’m a female body inspector

And you’re guilty of the crime

Of having a perfect body

And walking around looking fine

I’m a female body inspector

So I have to give you a closer look

It’s going to take me a little while

Cause I have to do it by the book

I’m a female body inspector

I know you might have questions

I see suspicion in your eyes

Let me assure you it’s official

Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]

The next thing I knew when I finally came to

I was laying on my back in the wet sand

With a headache smelling like pepper spray

A welt on my face in the shape of your hand

[Chorus]

I’m a female body inspector

And you’re guilty of the crime

Of having a perfect body

And walking around looking fine

I’m a female body inspector

So I have to give you a closer look

It’s going to take me a little while

Cause I have to do it by the book

I’m a female body inspector

I know you might have questions

I see suspicion in your eyes

Let me assure you it’s official

Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Bridge]

It’s such a dangerous job

And it comes with some risk

But in the end it’s all worth it

Cause sometimes I get to frisk

[Chorus]

I’m a female body inspector

And you’re guilty of the crime

Of having a perfect body

And walking around looking fine

I’m a female body inspector

So I have to give you a closer look

It’s going to take me a little while

Cause I have to do it by the book

I’m a female body inspector

I know you might have questions

I see suspicion in your eyes

Let me assure you it’s official

Because you’re wanted by the F B I

[Final Chorus]

I’m a female body inspector

And you’re guilty of the crime

Of having a perfect body

And walking around looking fine

I’m a female body inspector

So I have to give you a closer look

It’s going to take me a little while

Cause I have to do it by the book

I’m a female body inspector

I know you might have questions

I see suspicion in your eyes

Let me assure you it’s official

Because you’re wanted by the F B I