Speed Demon

[Verse]
Gentlemen start your engines 
Get ready, set, and let’s go
There’s somewhere she has to be 
And she’ll go fast as she can go

[Verse] 
It takes an hour to get there
But she can make it in thirty 
It’s past the time she should’ve left
But that was just way too early 

[Verse]
Don’t you get in that fast lane 
Unless you’re planning to pass
She’ll be riding your bumper 
Like she’s growing on your…butt

[Chorus]
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 
Trying to make up for lost time 
Because she left home too late
The speed limit says seventy 
But we’re doing one oh five
You know we’ll get there early 
If we make it there alive
Does she ever get a ticket 
Well you know she’s had a few
Normally she gets a warning 
When she flashes her baby blues
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
She zips through upcoming traffic 
Back and forth and left to right 
You know she doesn’t tap those brakes 
Unless there’s a cop in sight

[Verse]
As she passes the slow pokes 
Who chose to do the speed limit 
She gives each one a piercing stare
As she flys by like a bullet

[Verse]
If you go anywhere with her
I hope you have what it takes 
Your life will flash before your eyes 
As you hit imaginary brakes 

[Chorus]
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 
Trying to make up for lost time 
Because she left home too late
The speed limit says seventy 
But we’re doing one oh five
You know we’ll get there early 
If we make it there alive
Does she ever get a ticket 
Well you know she’s had a few
Normally she gets a warning 
When she flashes her baby blues
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
We lost our guardian angel
You talk about some bad luck
I feel better when he’s with us 
But he just couldn’t keep up

[Chorus]
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 
Trying to make up for lost time 
Because she left home too late
The speed limit says seventy 
But we’re doing one oh five
You know we’ll get there early 
If we make it there alive
Does she ever get a ticket 
Well you know she’s had a few
Normally she gets a warning 
When she flashes her baby blues
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 

[Bridge]
Those posted speed limit signs 
Well they’re more like suggestions 
It’s like she’s in a NASCR race 
Even when there’s congestion 

[Final Chorus]
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 
Trying to make up for lost time 
Because she left home too late
The speed limit says seventy 
But we’re doing one oh five
You know we’ll get there early 
If we make it there alive
Does she ever get a ticket 
Well you know she’s had a few
Normally she gets a warning 
When she flashes her baby blues
She’s a little speed demon 
Flying down the interstate 

Heavy powerful male vocal, cold open, hard driving metal style with hard hitting percussion and blistering guitar riffs