I Want To Watch

Once when I was getting a bite to eat

The waitress I had was just so sweet

She told me what time she got off work

And she had something for my dessert

She left me her number on my check

So I thought I’d call, I mean what the heck

She said in ten minutes she’d be out

Then I’d know what this was all about

As I waited thoughts went through my mind

What she was offering was so kind

I wondered would she give me some pie

Or cookies or cake, I love a surprise

When she came out I got in her car

She said her place wasn’t that far

She unbuttoned her shirt out of the blue

Then asked me what I wanted to do

I want to watch Star Wars

And learn the ways of the force

From Episodes 4, 5 and 6

I’ll let you have your pick

I just don’t like the prequels

And can pass on the sequels

I want to watch Star Wars

Either at my place or yours

We’ll watch Luke save the princess

And be Yoda’s apprentice

Witness Vader’s redemption

There’s just too much to mention

I want to watch Star Wars

I could tell by the look on her face

That this wasn’t the time or the place

Didn’t know if she’d seen them before

She made me get out, that was uncalled for

As she pealed out I think that she cursed

Should I have said spoiler alert first

I watched her leave and my feelings were hurt

Because I didn’t get my dessert

I want to watch Star Wars

And learn the ways of the force

From Episodes 4, 5 and 6

I’ll let you have your pick

I just don’t like the prequels

And can pass on the sequels

I want to watch Star Wars

Either at my place or yours

We’ll watch Luke save the princess

And be Yoda’s apprentice

Witness Vader’s redemption

There’s just too much to mention

I want to watch Star Wars

I started walking back to my car

And I really didn’t get that far

This pretty woman came up to me

She was as aggressive as could be

She grabbed onto me by my belt

Asked me what I wanted as she knelt

I want to watch Star Wars

And learn the ways of the force

From Episodes 4, 5 and 6

I’ll let you have your pick

I just don’t like the prequels

And can pass on the sequels

I want to watch Star Wars

Either at my place or yours

We’ll watch Luke save the princess

And be Yoda’s apprentice

Witness Vader’s redemption

There’s just too much to mention

I want to watch Star Wars

Obi Wan and Darth Vader

Fight with those light sabers

We find out who’s Luke’s father

And that Luke is Leia’s brother

Obi Wan is a force ghost

Luke’s family are burnt like toast

I want to watch Star Wars

And learn the ways of the force

From Episodes 4, 5 and 6

I’ll let you have your pick

I just don’t like the prequels

And can pass on the sequels

I want to watch Star Wars

Either at my place or yours

We’ll watch Luke save the princess

And be Yoda’s apprentice

Witness Vader’s redemption

There’s just too much to mention

I want to watch Star Wars