I Want To Watch

[Verse]
Once when I was getting a bite to eat 
The waitress I had was just so sweet
She told me what time she got off work 
And she had something for my dessert 
She left me her number on my check 
So I thought I’d call, I mean what the heck 
She said in ten minutes she’d be out
Then I’d know what this was all about 

[Verse]
As I waited thoughts went through my mind 
What she was offering was so kind
I wondered would she give me some pie
Or cookies or cake, I love a surprise 
When she came out I got in her car
She said her place wasn’t that far
She unbuttoned her shirt out of the blue 
Then asked me what I wanted to do 

[Chorus] 
I want to watch Star Wars
And learn the ways of the force
From Episodes 4, 5 and 6
I’ll let you have your pick 
I just don’t like the prequels 
And can pass on the sequels 
I want to watch Star Wars 
Either at my place or yours 
We’ll watch Luke save the princess 
And be Yoda’s apprentice
Witness Vader’s redemption 
There’s just too much to mention 
I want to watch Star Wars 

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
I could tell by the look on her face 
That this wasn’t the time or the place 
Didn’t know if she’d seen them before 
She made me get out, that was uncalled for 
As she pealed out I think that she cursed 
Should I have said spoiler alert first 
I watched her leave and my feelings were hurt 
Because I didn’t get my dessert 

[Chorus] 
I want to watch Star Wars
And learn the ways of the force
From Episodes 4, 5 and 6
I’ll let you have your pick 
I just don’t like the prequels 
And can pass on the sequels 
I want to watch Star Wars 
Either at my place or yours 
We’ll watch Luke save the princess 
And be Yoda’s apprentice
Witness Vader’s redemption 
There’s just too much to mention 
I want to watch Star Wars 

[Verse] 
I started walking back to my car
And I really didn’t get that far
This pretty woman came up to me 
She was as aggressive as could be 
She grabbed onto me by my belt
Asked me what I wanted as she knelt 

[Chorus] 
I want to watch Star Wars
And learn the ways of the force
From Episodes 4, 5 and 6
I’ll let you have your pick 
I just don’t like the prequels 
And can pass on the sequels 
I want to watch Star Wars 
Either at my place or yours 
We’ll watch Luke save the princess 
And be Yoda’s apprentice
Witness Vader’s redemption 
There’s just too much to mention 
I want to watch Star Wars 

[Bridge]
Obi Wan and Darth Vader
Fight with those light sabers 
We find out who’s Luke’s father
And that Luke is Leia’s brother 
Obi Wan is a force ghost 
Luke’s family are burnt like toast 

[Final Chorus] 
I want to watch Star Wars
And learn the ways of the force
From Episodes 4, 5 and 6
I’ll let you have your pick 
I just don’t like the prequels 
And can pass on the sequels 
I want to watch Star Wars 
Either at my place or yours 
We’ll watch Luke save the princess 
And be Yoda’s apprentice
Witness Vader’s redemption 
There’s just too much to mention 
I want to watch Star Wars 

male rock vocal, upbeat 80s hair metal party rock style