

Prompt / Lyrics
Well when I got home I'm gonna beat my meat I'm gonna whack it like a joy stick cause I'm a freak I'm gonna find some midget porn something mildly wild When my roommate catches me I really hope she joins If not I'll tip a coin She called cheap skate I don't know why the hate I'm fucking baked I'm humping all the pillows and eating all her doritos Running in the apartment slinging my meat screaming "Heli copter! Heli copter!" I got it going on! I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling It's the way I'm fucking feeling She's screaming but I'm chilling The bills they're over due The owner fucking sued I just look at you Like they gonna do? I threw a spare shoe at the man next door I yelled at his wife and called her a whore So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored. So what you gonna do? I do this shit all because of you. I stuck my ass cheeks on the fucking window Mooning the neighbors because I'm a fucking hero I play the baddest beats in the fucking hood I cranked my radio loud I play it for the crowd So shut your fucking mouth It's fucking 3am I'm trying to play this song and let the others fucking sleep If don't like buddy then go and count some sheep When the sun came up so did my morning wood I walked outside and presented because I knew I could I got it going on! I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling It's the way I'm fucking feeling She's screaming but I'm chilling The bills they're over due The owner fucking sued I just look at you Like they gonna do? I threw a spare shoe at the man next door I yelled at his wife and called her a whore So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored. So what you gonna do? I do this shit all because of you. My roommate she I can't tell what relationship we have But damn I really like looking at her ass Every time I walk by I just wanna grab I did it once then she whooped my fucking ass Bitch please It's something that I need Don't you realize it's a habit and I wanna fucking have it I got it going on! I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling It's the way I'm fucking feeling She's screaming but I'm chilling The bills they're over due The owner fucking sued I just look at you Like they gonna do? I threw a spare shoe at the man next door I yelled at his wife and called her a whore So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored. So what you gonna do? I do this shit all because of you.
Tags
Male voice, hip hop
2:37
No
3/5/2026