Well when I got home I'm gonna beat my meat
I'm gonna whack it like a joy stick cause I'm a freak
I'm gonna find some midget porn something mildly wild
When my roommate catches me
I really hope she joins
If not
I'll tip a coin
She called cheap skate
I don't know why the hate
I'm fucking baked
I'm humping all the pillows
and eating all her doritos
Running in the apartment slinging my meat screaming "Heli copter! Heli copter!"
I got it going on!
I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling
It's the way I'm fucking feeling
She's screaming but I'm chilling
The bills they're over due
The owner fucking sued
I just look at you
Like they gonna do?
I threw a spare shoe at the man next door
I yelled at his wife and called her a whore
So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.
So what you gonna do?
I do this shit all because of you.
I stuck my ass cheeks on the fucking window
Mooning the neighbors because I'm a fucking hero
I play the baddest beats in the fucking hood
I cranked my radio loud
I play it for the crowd
So shut your fucking mouth
It's fucking 3am
I'm trying to play this song and let the others fucking sleep
If don't like buddy then go and count some sheep
When the sun came up so did my morning wood
I walked outside and presented because I knew I could
I got it going on!
I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling
It's the way I'm fucking feeling
She's screaming but I'm chilling
The bills they're over due
The owner fucking sued
I just look at you
Like they gonna do?
I threw a spare shoe at the man next door
I yelled at his wife and called her a whore
So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.
So what you gonna do?
I do this shit all because of you.
My roommate she I can't tell what relationship we have
But damn I really like looking at her ass
Every time I walk by I just wanna grab
I did it once then she whooped my fucking ass
Bitch please It's something that I need
Don't you realize it's a habit and I wanna fucking have it
I got it going on!
I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling
It's the way I'm fucking feeling
She's screaming but I'm chilling
The bills they're over due
The owner fucking sued
I just look at you
Like they gonna do?
I threw a spare shoe at the man next door
I yelled at his wife and called her a whore
So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.
So what you gonna do?
I do this shit all because of you.