I got it going on

Well when I got home I'm gonna beat my meat

I'm gonna whack it like a joy stick cause I'm a freak

I'm gonna find some midget porn something mildly wild

When my roommate catches me

I really hope she joins

If not

I'll tip a coin

She called cheap skate

I don't know why the hate

I'm fucking baked

I'm humping all the pillows

and eating all her doritos

Running in the apartment slinging my meat screaming "Heli copter! Heli copter!"

I got it going on!

I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling

It's the way I'm fucking feeling

She's screaming but I'm chilling

The bills they're over due

The owner fucking sued

I just look at you

Like they gonna do?

I threw a spare shoe at the man next door

I yelled at his wife and called her a whore

So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.

So what you gonna do?

I do this shit all because of you.

I stuck my ass cheeks on the fucking window

Mooning the neighbors because I'm a fucking hero

I play the baddest beats in the fucking hood

I cranked my radio loud

I play it for the crowd

So shut your fucking mouth

It's fucking 3am

I'm trying to play this song and let the others fucking sleep

If don't like buddy then go and count some sheep

When the sun came up so did my morning wood

I walked outside and presented because I knew I could

I got it going on!

I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling

It's the way I'm fucking feeling

She's screaming but I'm chilling

The bills they're over due

The owner fucking sued

I just look at you

Like they gonna do?

I threw a spare shoe at the man next door

I yelled at his wife and called her a whore

So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.

So what you gonna do?

I do this shit all because of you.

My roommate she I can't tell what relationship we have

But damn I really like looking at her ass

Every time I walk by I just wanna grab

I did it once then she whooped my fucking ass

Bitch please It's something that I need

Don't you realize it's a habit and I wanna fucking have it

I got it going on!

I kick her fucking cat through the fuckin ceiling

It's the way I'm fucking feeling

She's screaming but I'm chilling

The bills they're over due

The owner fucking sued

I just look at you

Like they gonna do?

I threw a spare shoe at the man next door

I yelled at his wife and called her a whore

So what I'm bored? So what I'm bored.

So what you gonna do?

I do this shit all because of you.