Slippery Banana Shenanigans

[Intro]
Hey, check this out, I got a secret snack,
A magic banana, you'll never guess what's crackin’!
Slips and trips, it’s the ultimate prank,
Hold on to your shoes, man, ‘cause it’s about to go dank!

[Verse 1]
Peel it slow, watch me roll, that yellow’s got a spell,
One bite, take a trip, you’d better fare thee well,
It’s slippery slope, got the whole damn crew on tilt,
Laughing so hard, your face turns red as hell.

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh shit, did you see that grip?
That banana’s got a mighty flip,
Slip, slide, dance, fuck all your tips,
This freakin’ fruit’s got some wicked tricks!

[Chorus]
Magic banana, slip and slide,
Slip on the peel, oh what a ride,
Falling down with a goofy grin,
That sneaky fruit, let’s peel again!

[Verse 2]
Sticky as hell, this fruit’s a riot,
Watch your step, or you’ll be in a goddamn riot,
Laughing like idiots, messing with fate,
Stupid banana, you’re just too great!

[Pre-Chorus]
C’mon, don’t slip, don’t fall,
This yellow bastard’s got us all,
Slip, trip, across the hall,
Magic banana, you’re the king of all!

[Chorus]
Magic banana, slip and slide,
Slip on the peel, oh what a ride,
Falling down with a goofy grin,
That sneaky fruit, let’s peel again!

[Bridge]
Yeah, it’s annoying but kinda fun,
This yellow prick has just begun,
Slip and laugh, till we’re done,
Shout out to that damn banana, number one!

[Outro]
So, next time you see that fruity freak,
Remember, it’s the prank that’s unique,
Slip your worries away, don’t be meek,
Thanks to the magic banana, kiss your ass goodbye!

[Powerful electric guitar solo]

[End]

Upbeat comedic rock with electric piano, fierce guitar, lively drums