[Verse]
Saw a Sasquatch creeping through the pines
His shadow danced beneath the moonlight’s lines
He was dodging stars like a faded dream
Blurry Smashing right by the stream
[Chorus]
Oh Sasquatch you made my knees turn weak
Almost pooped myself couldn’t even speak
Your freaky moves stole the night’s calm air
Left the camp faster than I’d dare
[Verse]
He threw a log like it weighed no more
His shoulders hairy his wild heart tore
Whistling winds played tunes of fright
While I fled the woods in the middle of night
[Chorus]
Oh Sasquatch you made my knees turn weak
Almost pooped myself couldn’t even speak
Your freaky moves stole the night’s calm air
Left the camp faster than I’d dare
[Bridge]
In my dreams he’s blurry still
Dancing over rocks and hill
A freakish sight I’ll not forget
But man he nailed that smashing set
[Chorus]
Oh Sasquatch you made my knees turn weak
Almost pooped myself couldn’t even speak
Your freaky moves stole the night’s calm air
Left the camp faster than I’d dare