[Verse]
Mr. Willis came inside, all flustered and intense,
His words like thunder rolling, each one made no sense.
He ranted for an hour, his face a fiery shade,
'Til patience broke beneath the weight of all the noise he made.
[Verse 2]
He stomped across the floorboards, shaking down my walls,
Pointing fingers, making claims that had no sense at all.
His voice got louder still, the air grew thick with rage,
And I thought, “Lord, I can't survive another endless page.”
[Chorus]
So I said, “Out you go, Mr. Willis, through the door!”
I ain't got the time for this, I won't take it anymore.
Leave your anger on my porch, lock it up and shout,
But not in here, not in my home—today I kicked you out.
[Verse 3]
The echo of his anger still lingers on my lawn,
But peace now fills my kitchen, since that man is gone.
I poured myself a coffee, calmed my worried mind,
And learned a lesson: don't let fools get you in a bind.
[Verse 4]
Life's too short for tempers flaring, tearing at your soul,
Let the storm pass far away, make balance your goal.
And if a man like Willis ever darkens up your door,
Remember this little chorus, and show him to the floor.
[Chorus]
Say, “Out you go, Mr. Willis, through the door!”
I ain't got the time for this, I won't take it anymore.
Leave your anger on my porch, lock it up and shout,
But not in here, not in my home—today I kicked you out.