RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!
THE PUNCH-OUT!! MEGA ARC!
(MC): TONIGHT, A WVBA ROYAL RUMBLE! FIRST UP, THE CHALLENGERS!
(Glass Joe)
Bonjour! It is Joe, with my footwork so grand!
The pride of all Paris, the best in the land!
My record's misleading, my spirit's elite,
Tonight, mes amis, you will taste my defeat!
(Von Kaiser)
Attention! Von Kaiser! My discipline’s key!
My punches like thunder from Germany!
You'll crumble before me, you weak little fools,
German engineering just breaks all the rules!
(Disco Kid)
Whoo! Disco Kid's here with the rhythm and flash!
My footwork's electric, I'll win in a dash!
Feel the funk, feel the beat, can't you see the disco ball?
My uppercut's coming to answer the call!
(King Hippo)
Me King Hippo! Me STRONG! You all SMALL!
My big belly guard will make every one fall!
Me hungry for win! And for fish on a plate!
Try to punch me, little man? You have sealed your own fate!
(Great Tiger)
Great Tiger's illusion, a mystical might!
My magic will dazzle and end your whole fight!
My jewel will transfix you, my Tiger Palm lands,
The title belongs in my mystical hands!
(Super Macho Man)
BOGUS! The Macho Man's here, release the beast!
My tan is perfection, my power's increased!
I flex on you phonies! It's Macho time, brah!
Your chances of winning are "Nah, nah, and NAH!"
(MC): THEY'VE ALL HAD THEIR SAY! BUT HERE COMES THE CHAMPION... LITTLE MAC!
(Little Mac)
Alright, cut the noise, I've heard all your lines,
Climbed through your ranks, ignored all the signs.
From Glass Joe to Macho, I've seen all your tricks,
It ain't about size, it's about taking the hits!
It's heart, it's endurance, it's training and drive,
The reason I'm champ, and the reason I thrive!
You're all just a chapter in a story I won,
So step off the canvas, your time here is done!
(Music ends with a triumphant flourish and the sound of a knockout punch.)
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