Benji’s got the poops

Verse 1

There’s a little white blur on the kitchen floor

Tiny paws, big dreams, and a little bit more

He struts like a prince with a royal troop

But oh no… here comes Benji and the poops

Pre-Chorus

He’s fluffy, he’s sweet, he’s a walking delight

Until 3 a.m. in the pale moonlight

You hear those nails click-clack on the tile

And you just know… it’s gonna be a while

Chorus

Oh Benji, Benji, what did you do?

Was it the treat? Was it something you chewed?

You look so innocent, cuddly and cute

But Benji always has the poops

Yeah Benji always has the poops

Verse 2

He’s got a bowtie, he’s got style for days

But his stomach’s got unpredictable ways

One minute royalty, next minute scoop

Call in the cleanup crew for Benji and the poops

Pre-Chorus

He wags his tail like “I’m doing just fine”

While you’re rethinking every snack in his line

The vet says “maybe try a different food”

Benji hears that and still stays in the mood

Chorus

Oh Benji, Benji, what did you do?

Was it the cheese? Was it something new?

You look so innocent, cuddly and cute

But Benji always has the poops

Yeah Benji always has the poops

Bridge

And just when you think it’s finally through

He finds a “snack” he shouldn’t pursue

With a proud little crunch like “this will do”

Then wags his tail like “I cleaned it for you”

Final Chorus

Oh Benji, Benji, you tiny brute

You’ve got the habits nobody can refute

We’ll love you forever, no matter the truth

Even when Benji has the poops

Yeah Benji always has the poops