Verse 1
There’s a little white blur on the kitchen floor
Tiny paws, big dreams, and a little bit more
He struts like a prince with a royal troop
But oh no… here comes Benji and the poops
Pre-Chorus
He’s fluffy, he’s sweet, he’s a walking delight
Until 3 a.m. in the pale moonlight
You hear those nails click-clack on the tile
And you just know… it’s gonna be a while
Chorus
Oh Benji, Benji, what did you do?
Was it the treat? Was it something you chewed?
You look so innocent, cuddly and cute
But Benji always has the poops
Yeah Benji always has the poops
Verse 2
He’s got a bowtie, he’s got style for days
But his stomach’s got unpredictable ways
One minute royalty, next minute scoop
Call in the cleanup crew for Benji and the poops
Pre-Chorus
He wags his tail like “I’m doing just fine”
While you’re rethinking every snack in his line
The vet says “maybe try a different food”
Benji hears that and still stays in the mood
Chorus
Oh Benji, Benji, what did you do?
Was it the cheese? Was it something new?
You look so innocent, cuddly and cute
But Benji always has the poops
Yeah Benji always has the poops
Bridge
And just when you think it’s finally through
He finds a “snack” he shouldn’t pursue
With a proud little crunch like “this will do”
Then wags his tail like “I cleaned it for you”
Final Chorus
Oh Benji, Benji, you tiny brute
You’ve got the habits nobody can refute
We’ll love you forever, no matter the truth
Even when Benji has the poops
Yeah Benji always has the poops