Ride was hot
New bars are fucking sweet like tits
You’re a tough chick, no doubt about that baby
Maybe this is where the spell is broken
I mean I get him to eat corn dogs most of the time... but it's corndogs
77 degrees next Monday. Wild
Hell yeah
Mower runs like a raped ape now
Need to get that switchblade sometime
This thing is expensive
Alpinestar fuck yes
For that price there'd better be a happy ending every time I put them on
How's it going there?
You have my daughter yet?!
Shit yeah, tequila season
Damn, meant to grab tamales on my way out but totes forgot
Damn. Well bring some chili home and let's fuck
Yeah. I love putting my mouth all over tacos
Can't get enough of it actually
Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes
I got a table outside though, it is a little chilly. A sweaty is best advised
Careful. I can turn you into a mob wife. There is still time
Holy fuck i do NOT want to he here. It's bad today
Soft hearted. Shhhiiiittt my heart is hard as…
Something that's really, really hard.
Soft penissed. Now I could get behind that.
Wrong footwear no doubt
There is a disconnect between what some people call beach day
I'll have to stop at the store for margaritas mix and tequila
And this is where I realize just how deep the rabbit hole can go
Heading home