[Verse 1]
I start my day while it’s still night
[Spoken: Oh yeah, while the stars are still out.]
while you’re still tucked and sleepin’ tight.
Oh, I can’t say just what I’ve seen
but I admit, it’s quite obscene.
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m the garbage man you mock
each time I come to clear your block
of all that shit you wanna hide
deep in a sanitary ride.
I pick it up and dump your load
at that old landfill down the road
where all that filth you want to stash
piles high atop your older trash.
[Verse 2]
Your smelly juice offends my nose.
[Shouted: Whew! Who knows where that comes from?]
It ain’t no parfum d'eau de rose
and I won’t tell the world today
what kinda toys you throw away.
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m the garbage man you mock
each time I come to clear your block
of all that shit you wanna hide
deep in a sanitary ride.
I pick it up and dump your load
at that old landfill down the road
where all that filth you want to stash
piles high atop your older trash.
[Verse 3]
And when you try not getting caught,
[Laughing: I catch ‘em all the time.]
I see the magazines you bought.
Hell yeah, I know what gets your groove,
but would your momma disapprove?
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m the garbage man you mock
each time I come to clear your block
of all that shit you wanna hide
deep in a sanitary ride.
I pick it up and dump your load
at that old landfill down the road
where all that filth you want to stash
piles high atop your older trash.