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🎵 PAW PATROL: COLLARS OF CHAOS 🎵
(An emotionally unstable, high-camp, gay-coded anthem)
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(Verse 1)
It began on a Tuesday, skies turning gray
Skye had enough of the pink cliché
Rotor blades spinning, diva in flight
A cyclone of feelings tearing up the night
She claimed Marshall there on the pad
“You’re mine,” she purred, made the whole town mad
Tugging his collar, tight to confess
Emotion, devotion, a tangled mess
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(Chorus)
Collars of chaos, leashes entwined
Swapping their secrets in the dead of night
Sirens wailing, hearts misaligned
Paws on the trigger of forbidden desire
Collars of chaos, burning like fire
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(Verse 2)
Sweet Marshall drifted to Chase’s domain
Badge Daddy whispered, driving him insane
“You have the right… but don’t stay quiet”
One touch, one look—couldn’t deny it
But Chase had shadows, something unseen
A scrapyard romance, shades of green
Rocky with grease and unresolved scars
Bolts that never fit, hearts full of stars
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(Pre-Chorus)
And Skye rose up, storm in her soul
Scorned Femme Fatale, out of control
Circling above, muttering spells
Taylor and Shakespeare, heartbreak that swells
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(Chorus)
Collars of chaos, leashes entwined
Swapping their secrets in the dead of night
Sirens wailing, hearts misaligned
Paws on the trigger of forbidden desire
Collars of chaos, burning like fire
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(Bridge)
Rubble was watching, soft and undone
Under backhoe moons, they came undone
“You’re stronger than they know,” Rocky sighed
They demolished, rebuilt, side by side
Zuma was lurking, eyes like the tide
Slippery, flirty, nowhere to hide
One look, one dive, Rubble caved in
And the cycle began to spin
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(Breakdown)
Names got shouted, collars exchanged
Every emotion completely deranged
Rotors spun, sirens screamed
Nothing was ever as it seemed
Skye on the rooftop, kombucha in hand
Above the disaster, alone she stands
“They’re being their meat,” she softly speaks
“I’m chasing peace, not these losing streaks.”
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(Chorus)
Collars of chaos, leashes entwined
Swapping their secrets in the dead of night
Sirens wailing, hearts misaligned
Paws on the trigger of forbidden desire
Collars of chaos, burning like fire
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(Outro)
And Ryder watched from his tower of glass
A twisted director, letting it pass
“This isn’t rescue,” he said with a smile
“This is a docuseries, watch it go wild.”
Adventure Bay turned to a stage of release
Skye flew above them, whispering peace
“Let them chase each other in this endless race
I’m chasing freedom… in the open
