[Verse 1]
The toast is burnin’ black as coal
Crayons scribbled on my soul
Sock puppets fighting by the door
Kids are screaming "we want more"
[Chorus]
Chaos all over the floor
I can't find the baby anymore
Raisin' kids feels like a war
What the heck did I sign up for?
[Verse 2]
Laundry’s climbing to new heights
Dinner’s chicken nuggets
Bites
One sock on and chocolate face
This ain’t parenthood—it’s a race
[Chorus]
Chaos all over the floor
I can't find the baby anymore
Raisin' kids feels like a war
What the heck did I sign up for?
[Bridge]
Goldfish crackers smashed to dust
Broken toys? Yeah
Sort of a must
Sippy cups like mines they lay
Clueless about the mess each day
[Verse 3]
Sippy cups and tantrum screams
A five-minute nap? Only in dreams
Juice spill Niagara tableside
Sanity says I think I'll hide